Brendan
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El Pibe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Seriously though London's climate is pretty good, No it isn?t. It?s just better than the rest of Britain.
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Can you make cringe rhyme with orange?
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To Be Born An Englishman Is To Win First Prize In God's Lottery
Brendan replied to woodrot's topic in The Lounge
If you wanted to win the ashes I suppose. -
To Be Born An Englishman Is To Win First Prize In God's Lottery
Brendan replied to woodrot's topic in The Lounge
Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Slight tangent, but relevant to the the thread > title, did you know that the average penis size of > an Englishman is approximately twice than that of > an American? So poms are bigger dicks than yanks? I'll buy that. Where does it leave Australealanders? -
Did the doors fall off the helicopter when it landed and was the pilot wearing diamond checked overalls?
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It serves the same purpose as this. http://edibleapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/silver-apple-logo.png It makes you feel big and clever when somewhere deep down you can?t shake this niggling feeling that you?ve just paid more than you can afford for something that isn?t going to change your life in any way.
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DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It was the Banks being Pro-Active that caused the > World Economy to collapse.. I'm going to steal that.
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Interesting. I knew his father did but didn't know his secretary did too. This chap must be getting on a bit though.
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I'm still not sure how the guy from James Bond got a job on the cricket.
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People are not interested in or excited by generic home counties towns so they cannot in turn grow bored with them. You sort sidestep the issue. In boat shoes probably.
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*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But what happens when a man is tired of Oxted? > > What then? Ah therein lies the beauty you see. To become tired of a place one would have to have had some sort of interest in it to begin with.
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They?ve obviously had the consultants in again upstairs because lately I?ve been asked to both optimise and synergise. Without a hint of irony I might add.
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"Vibrant" is really rather last-decade. Hasn't ED graduated to "fashionable"?
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Oxted actually, but near enough.
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Disney Land?
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Has this got something to do with all the rain we're having?
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Indeed. If we lose any more no-one will understand each other at all.
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People (as individuals) ? 10 People (as a group) ? 1 Paradoxes ? 0
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There wasn't a OMRLP candidate for my village so a spoilt my ballot. It got me out the house for half an hour. I know they're supposed to still count spoilt votes but I'm not sure where you would find out how many people did so.
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Can we have less of the flippantly pejorative language please? It?s not the 1990s anymore. You can?t just say ?PC this? and ?PC that?. We prefer, Progressive Orthodoxy of offset Offensiveness. POO if you must. Racists!
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You know what, as long as they build us a railway or two and teach us the rules of handball before they leave, I?m fine with it.
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There is a certain poetic irony about British people complaining about foreigners coming to their country and taking what they can.
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Sly (0f Sly and Reggie infamy) is looking for part time work
Brendan replied to Mark Arram's topic in The Lounge
You scroll down listlessly, killing five minute before a meeting, and wonder why you don?t see the second person used that often. -
Don?t care. There?s no way you?d catch me outside watering the garden in this weather anyway.
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I've often wondered if I would end up better of if instead of paying my pension contributions each month my employer bought me gold to the same value. Preferably given to me in a little leather pouch. If the gold ends up worth nothing I would at least have 600 odd leather pouches.