Dr Proctor

CAMRA Man - Halfman Halfbiscuit

Things that bring little flashes of joy amongst the general tedium of daylight. That first bottle of wine after a hard day at the surgery, Rafa Benitez interviews, insanely complicated polyrhythms, The crackle of needle on vinyl, Seeing birds of prey, Mrs Proctor in a good/silly mood, Random acts of disention, Finding things presumed lost, Australia losing at anything, Comical celebrity suicides, Kittens, Red Meat (The Cartoon Strip), The Brummie accent, Waking up with less of hangover than you undoubtedly deserve, Free stuff, Ridiculous facial hair, Guerila art, seeing batsmen (on TV in slow mo) getting hit in the nuts with a rising snorter of a delivery, Stargate SG-1, Sharing Ron Zacapa with friends, Mrs Proctor lending a hand around the house without having to be nagged, Sharp Knives in the kitchen, The sound of the royal mail van pulling up outside my house, I know he has records for me, A new suit, Un staged double entendres, Magnum PI, Symetry in paving, Joan Miro paintings, Red Meat (the meat), A new Wade Davis book, Me, a canoe, and a quiet river, Flaming Lips concerts, The continued rude health of Sir David Attenborough (or is he a lord now ?), Kosen soft toys, Very strong cider, House plants not dying within 3 months of purchase, Finding a an unvisited second hand record shop, Chinese dumpling/Japanese Gyoza, Hollowed out Oranges filled with sorbet and then the lid put back on, The British Museum, The Robin Hood pub near Codicote, Accurate weather forecasts, Christiano Ronaldo signing for Real Madrid (adios greasy little punk), Well made hats, Making lists, Well tended gardens, Genesis bootlegs, Nurses, Old people being sarcasric, Barbeques, Denis Bergkamp/Paul Merson/Thiery Henry in their prime, Vivian Stanshall, Ralph Steadman, Lightning, Baking, Otters, Strong Cheddar (Black Bomber), Saucisson, Playing frisbee on long summer evenings, Baby Polar bears playing, er loads more things

Man Erg - Van Der Graaf Generator

Lily Allen, she's not bad looking I spose, but i find everything that she says or does to be utterly vapid. The world will briefly mourn her coke fuelled death by misadventure, and swiftly move on to the next gobby talent vacuum. However, I wouldn't refuse the offer squiring her from the back whilst she leans out of a window and smokes a fag.

Nice to see the Justice Minister has gone, anyone who claims to be 1,000,000% innocent (as Mr Malik did) doesn't deserve to be in full time employment, let alone government. I find this all a bit sickening.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > People who end off e-mails with, > > ?Thank you in anticipation of your assistance.? That is truly nasty, is this a common occurrence for you ? I admit I'm not a fan of receiving the soulless and generic 'Kind regards' of strangers, but that raises the obnoxious bar a long way. Apologies for the constant edits, my spelling and grammar was never the best, but today it is atrocious.

jaybee82 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I quite liked Hey Venus! and Love Kraft Dr > Proctor... I quite liked them too. But they're not as playful as their earlier work, and some of the lyrics on Hey Venus were incredibly lame and repetitive, I'm thinking Battersea Odyssey and Baby Ate My 8 Ball.

The 1st and 3rd lps by the Kings Of Leon, The Killers. Boring, bland, whiney nonsense, music for people who have no interest in music.

Lorenzo Lamas = Renegade = Fantastic Debbie Gibson = Forever my girl P.s Pedro you're thinking of Tiffany, and this is just for you (and any other HMHB fans out there). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mluCZBGtjW8 Edited for spelling, hungover.

I do not live in Southwark....but I hope to relocate to the area soon to be closer to friends in Dulwich.

Good on them. Hurray for considerate builders. :)-D I often use my neighbours skips... and most of the time it's not for my own rubbish, I get upset with the crap that is constantly left outside my neighbours front doors (knackered shelves, old crutches, broken doors etc), in the hope that the bin men (the council charge ?20 for up to 3 items) will move it. It makes the whole street look pikey. One place a few doors down has had a manky browning chest of drawers lounging in its miniscule front garden for a couple of months. It is now sitting in the builders skip round the corner. Why do people leave this stuff in their front gardens ? I also like to get loaded and go on guerilla gardening missions. Some people just don't seem to give a shit.

The Man Don't Give a F*ck - Super Furry Animals

Man Of Our Time - Genesis

Cum On Feel The Noize - Slade A proper tune make no mistake.

Razoring your own eyebrows is a dangerous path to tread. Pluck if you must, but leave the sharp stuff to a professional Lunacy

red devil Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think a lot of L'Arse's problems stem from David > Dein leaving. = True, the ongoing battle for control of the club now that Lady Nina is open to offers, is also having an effect. > Next year Citeh will also be challenging along > with Villa and Everton, meaning Champions League > qualification will get even tougher. Can't see this happening myself, certainly not over the course of an entire season. Arsenal have been very inconsistent this year, but they still got 4th at a canter, rest assured they will be stronger next season with (Super) Eduardo and Arshavin in from the start. Citeh are playing with fire, and will probably get their fingers burnt (just a hunch) Everton certainly don't have the money to buy big name players and lack strength in depth. Villa have done well this year, and if they continue their improvement then they may challenge for 4th. But right now i can't see past the Gooners. They're the 4th best team in league by a long way.

Radio Head - Talking Heads

I suffer from the occasional monster lash, which is most often spotted by Mrs Doctor Proctor. Her solution is to wait until I'm half asleep (perhaps dozing on the couch), and then she goes in with the pointy tweezers. If I do spot the blighter first, I leave it to grow, just to see how long it can get before it is harvested.

Utter utter drivel. I've read far better on toilet walls. I suspect that the author may need to reacquaint themselves with their local healthcare professional.

I don't know why but i'm feeling slightly fractious this afternoon. Jim Carey. People who 'do' accents. Verbatim boys.....................He's not the messiah he's a total c*nt. Lots of love Doc Proc.

beef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dr proctor wrote > > "and 'Big 'ol bug is the new baby now' by the > Flaming Lips, on the 'Colours are brighter" Is > this a compilation ? the track was originally on > Zaireeka. > > Yes, it's a comp. I've only listened to Zaireeka > once, with the four cd players lined up and so on, > tho' i believe you can get the songs as b sides > from the Soft Bulletin singles. > > Love the Condor Fncks album Fnckbook too, it's yo > la tengo playing covers, lound and noisy, fast and > punky, recorded live in a single burst. Yes they're on the cd singles of Race For the Prize and Waiting for a superman. >:D< Went to a zaireeka party at glastonbury one year, we were all to ripped to get it to work, There is a vinyl mix done by some chap in Germany, but it isn't very good. Marvelous band. Still waiting for the codofux to be released on vinyl, along with a 10th anniversary re-pressing of the Soft Buletin. Decemberists lp is VERY prog, but I like it for just that reason.

Can't stand the woman myself, the sooner she dies the better I'll feel. I'm not being entirely serious here, I feel that the question is quite daft, either that or as usual i 'just don't understand'. Real women, real men it's all bull**it.

Thanks Jah In which case I suddnly feel the need to see it. Vinnie = Mind bogglingly good. *Orders from amazon* *sits quietly in the corner and waits* *feels slighly jealous*

Intelligently put sir, as good a definition as any I've encountered. Does this same logic apply to men ? In which case there seem to be plenty aboot.

Only Waiting - The Aliens