Dr Proctor

Surprise! You're Dead - Faith No More

Trouser Press - Bonzo Dog Do Dah Band

This has been doing the round for years, generally sent by annoying office humourists. I think we safely can add it to my ever expanding list of 'Things that cause irrational rage'

Fabricated or not, it really doesn't matter, it has achieved its aims regardless. (Seemingly) sane people are now chattering about utter guff. The pair of them are welcome to each other, Besides I always believe what I read in the Daily Mail, it's a fine source of news.

Happy Birthday Piers. Enjoy that beer ! Doc Proc X

When I was very much younger I used to delight in switching the politcal party boards outside homes on my estate, Tories would wake up to to see themselves proclaiming their support for the Labour party, etc. I graduated from this to dousing the boards with lighter fluid and setting them alight. And to my amusement, just last week under the cover of darkness and cider I defaced a large UKIP billboard at the end of my road by spray painting the words "You should be ashamed of yourselves". It lasted a day before being replaced. I am not naturally a revolutionary, but I do object to UKIP hoardings outside my home.

When I was very much younger I used to delight in switching the politcal party boards outside homes on my estate, Tories would wake up to to see themselves proclaiming their support for the Labour party, etc. I graduated from this to dousing the boards with lighter fluid and setting them alight. And to my amusement, just last week under the cover of darkness and cider I defaced a large UKIP billboard at the end of my road by spray painting the words "You should be ashamed of yourselves". It lasted a day before being replaced. I am not naturally a revolutionary, but I do object to UKIP hoardings outside my home.

That is brilliant. Well made hats off to Cassette Boy. Laughed so much I spat tea on my laptop.

That is brilliant. Well made hats off to Cassette Boy. Laughed so much I spat tea on my laptop.

PinkyB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- "I used to love Howard's Way. Top Sunday evening entertainment. " Me to Pinky. Jack Rolfe only likes wooden boats I tell you, rest in peace Glyn. I have been watching this show, and what can I say ? James is truly wonderful can't wait for next weeks interview show. always my favourite "I put a reign on people who spunk money up the wall" James, classic! Every week the quote of the week, what a guy. Yasmina to win though.

Things That Make You Go Hmm - C&C Music Factory

" Mockney. Mockney, I often find your posts interesting and you're also another Holymoly.com fan but in the nicest possible way you remind me a bit of Kermit the frog, sorry." I have been lucky enough to count this young prince as a friend for the past 25 years and I can assure you he's nothing like Kermit the Frog. No. he's much more like Fozzy Bear.

Hi Dulwichdreads, I agree he is terrible, as is Mr Winner. Not very prestigious alumni are they ! Hello Huggers, I also went to a good few schools and educational establishments in my youth, and I'm sure we can sort out whether we attended the same one. Was your sixth form school vegetarian ? To further my list of shame, another school I attended counted, Stevie V (Had a 'hit' with Dirty Cash in 1991) and Ben Hull(Played Lewis Richardson in Hollyoaks 1996-2001) as former pupils. Ben was a very nice chap until fame 'changed' him :-S

Every family is different, and I obviously don't know anything about you or yours, so should not have posted. But it did seem a rather over the top reaction, seeing as he was a guest in your home. Apologies.

Down Down - Status Quo

Down By The River - Neil Young

Not that I wish to cause undue offence, but he sounds like a deeply unpleasant (and violent) man. Has he apologised for his unacceptable behaviour ? ever ?

AA Gill Michael Winner Paul Hamlyn (Publisher) Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Under The Moon Of Love - Showaddywaddy

Only tossers watch the Wire

Apologise for being slightly off topic, but......................... Shangri La What a top top tune from a cruelly underated lp. Thanks Mike.

A Bomb in Wardour Street - The Jam

Oh baby I got so much more, there is so much out there guaranteed to bring a smile. It is indeed a wonderful world, and it's often easy to overlook. That rum is the best though. Will you be my Lily ? Doc Proc X

(I've had) The Time Of My Life - Jennifer Warnes & Bill Medley

Apologies, some of us like to start early. I like that saucy bit of fluff of Countryfile with her breatheable jackets and stout footwear (Julia Bradbury I think ?) and obviously Girls Aloud should be viewed as a multipack and should not be sold separately.