Ultraconsultancy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was always told that trainee doctors learn four > diagnoses; > > 1. There's a lot of it about > 2. Leave it alone , it'll go away > 3. Take two of these > 4. I'm going to send you to see a colleague of > mine > > I ran this past a chum recently, who happens to be > a consultant dermatologist. Oh no he said, the > fifth diagnosis is by far the most useful. > > 5. Sit back, put fingers in pyramid, "there's > really nothing I can do for you..." For hospital doctors there's a 6th option too. 'Not sure what it is but if it hasn't settled in a couple of weeks I'd see your GP about it' (if you can get an appointment that is!)