JetSetWilly

insecurities are what they will look for, but its amazing the number of scenes i am called to where the laxness of the residents just makes it that bit easier for thieves to get in, and i hate to say it but its the obvious ones like not closing and locking windows and doors, but the even more unforgivable sin of locking the door and leaving the key in the lock, to be honest you,d be better off leaving the door unlocked in the first place, at least then you don,t have to replace a broken window as well. it sounds obvious and patronising, but if you lock it remove the key and put it somewhere out of sight and unaccessable, its a simple measure, but in my experience it can be sufficient to put off a potential thief and make them move on to somewhere more easier, as most burgularies are not planned, but oppotunistic breaks.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brilliant ending. I never guessed he was the twin > brother all along. yeah right, i suppose next you,ll be saying darth vader is lukes father.

would it not be easier to walk around it.

watched it on dvd a few weeks ago, to be honest its a bit long and boring to boot

Muley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You live in a place with no name? How do you > persuade black cabs to take you home? there,s a street in sandwich, kent called no-name street.

Rumour has it there,s an uxb, buried under kings.

pre-season mind games atila, pick a number between 5 and 10, and thats where arsenal will be this year.

Sandperson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maybe we'll never know the truth. > > I know not many of you will join me in this but > sad news about G Neville being sent home from > pre-season injured. I'm not sure he'll ever get > back to where he was. > > :( thank god.

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do you really want to spend all day selling > spoonfuls of toothpaste and single tabs to OAPs > out of a back street corner shop? its more likely to be single sterodents, and there,s likely to be a demand and a fair mark-up as well, and for that reason i,d like to make you an offer.

wouldn,t worry too much yet quids, its when he asks for the loan of a fiver, you,d want to be concerned.

the tribe. say no more

make sure she brings extra blood pressure tablets. just incase.

i,ll give you 2 loaf,s, a pint of milk and a bottle of coke, for your cow.

don,t eat/like doritos. my prob is the megabags of pickled onion monster munch. who ever came up with that idea is a right basterd.

personally i thought the godfather was quite good.godfather 2 wasn,t bad either.

scientists have admitted that last weeks claim that they grew sperm in a test-tube, was a load of old wank.

elvis i was too young to know or care, diana, i was sitting in the waiting room in kings a&e waiting for a review of the x-ray i had taken an hour before to confirm that i had cracked my wrist falling down the stairs in the swan, while pissed. the news came on about 4am regarding the accident and subsequent death,to be honest not too many of my fellow mainly drunken patients batted an eyelid.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Isn't a pear cider a perry? there,s a perry based drink back in ireland called west coast cooler, its actually not a bad tipple. problem is the locals have now started mixing it with buckfast, which sad to say is a bit of an acquired taste, but is fairly moreish.

its about the only decent thing about the film, because the rest of it is to be honest crap

is it worth it, hell yeah, but only if you have the whole shebang ie sky + hd. you will not regret it.

go on tell us what,s she on. is she some sort of a nutter or something?

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't think a plane could resemble a "huge > glowing orange ball". hmm, not too sure about that, concorde did a fairly good impression.

getting back on topic,nought wrong or naff sbout my cherry red leather corner sofa. and its comfy to boot.

did the the fuzz ask for a photofit or an artists impression.

could some one put a torch to john barrowman, 5 nights in a row is just a wee bit too much, i,m dreading turning on the box tonight, as he,s bound to pop up somewhere. he,s turning into the myleen class of light entertainment.