JetSetWilly

five minutes in heaven - shows on bbc2 sunday night 2100hrs. its a drama, set in my home town of lurgan and based on real events regarding the shooting of a young catholic by loyalists. stars liam neeson and east dulwich,s favourite thesp james nesbitt. it has won several awards and should be worth looking out for.

two blokes were in the gym, pumping the weights, when the first one says "you know those steroids i was taking, well i,ve only gone an grown another cock." "anabolic",comes the reply. "no, just a cock."

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Russel Brand's sports column every weekend is a > cracker - and anyone who says otehriwse is > speaking from prejudice rather than critical > grounds. You don't have to like the guy, but to > suggest he doesn't know what he's talking about is > plain wrong as previously mentioned i never read his saturday sports column, why because its crap, and just because i think he,s crap as well doesn,t come into the equation. i happen to know what i like to read, and him i no like.

the blokes a prick, the only sports page i never read is the back of the guardian on saturday, why cos he,s got a column.

even gavin and stacey post series one was crap, the sketch show is even worse and the various chat/game/charity show appearances, cringeworthy. good article in y,days guardian about the pair and their fall from grace.

shearer at newcastle, i actually thought was an april fool.

Laurent Poisson 1.4.09. Fin.

people who fart in my face going up the escalator in the tube stations, reallly gets my goat up.

christ i remember the old sofas, they were like something taken from a skip.

Growlybear Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've read the OP several times now, and I'm > struggling to understand the justification of her > complaint. Whilst the man concerned sounds as > though he was unnecessarily rude, to be honest, if > I was in a hurry to use the machine in a bank and > was prevented from doing so by someone who was > faffing around with all her possessions spread > around everywhere and not actually using the > machine, I think I would have been extremely > irritated as well. I would never dream of > starting a transaction at an ATM or blocking > access to it until I had my card in my hand, and > was ready to start using it immediately. > > It's a bit like people in supermarkets who > suddenly realise that they just might be expected > to get their purse or wallet out to pay for their > purchases when they've packed every last thing > away, and hold up the queue for ages whilst they > search for their card. or wait until they actually get on the bus, facing the driver, before looking for money, card etc. now i know why nigel,s angry. as far as i see from the original post, the bank was busy, someone is faffing around holding up the machine which others need to use, yeh maybe he went about things the wrong way but the as i read he needs to use the machine and there is someone totting up cheques and not using the machine, he has the right to step in and use it.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I know that one of the title's was "Who's nailin > Palin". The other one was "Goin Down on Brown"

fuck me its only a tenner.

stewart lee, don,t forget the off button.

stuff happens, depends what the stuff is, however the facts speak for themselves and in almost all cases of murder the victim and perpetrator are known to each other, you would need to be very unlucky to be a random victim, it does happen but it is rare. so while the recent events on barry road are disturbing, ed remains a very safe area to be.

probably best to leave it, the punters might think they,re talking taps, that tell them off for not washing their hands.

point being

in my old secondary school anyone who turned up late, had to spend the morning break in a kind of mini detention. i was sitting down the back with my mate moggie and looked round and moggie had his duffle coat hanging over the front of his desk and was quite happily bashing away at the bishop, apparantly it was a regular occurance.

would the troubles have ended 5 yrs earlier than they did, as the hunger strikes could have been avoided, the ira wouldn,t have had a new recruiting sergeant........but as mp says, would,wouldn,t, who knows.

same applies to all supermarkets, go at off-peak times ie 10-12, 2-4 and any time after 7. i do like the old self service tills as there nothing worse than queuing for ages just to buy 2-3 items, plus the old fogies avoid them like the plague, leaving us young bucks to fly through, the only prob being they appear to operate on a weight system, so if like myself you ended up buying several birthday cards during the week, the assistant had to be called over as the machine didn,t recognise i,d placed them in the bagging area. sorry l.c.

il est dans ern ill. pah.

did you bring a fridge with you?

i agree, the type of pathetic whinging heard on this forum, is due to people who don,t have the balls to actually stand up and say something for themselves in the first place, but would rather hide behind a keyboard and no doubt dress up their moan using a bit of poetic license. as my old mother would say to me "have you no tongue in your head" i tend to find the best policy is not to walk into a shop and not expect the staff to be fawning all over me and falling at my feet just because i have graced their presence, but rather acknowledge them, get on with my business and then if i feel there are any issues let them know about it, asking for the manager usually stirs things up a bit. then i add them to my blacklist and vow to shop elsewhere. job done.

94 i hitched from the smoke to munich for the beerfest, camped and spent all the dosh i would have spent on travel,food etc, on booze. took 4 days to get there and 1 to get back, courtesy of a little lass from brisbane whose coach party i fell in with, as the tour leader said theres always more go out than come back.

me, on the run from the law, had to lie low till the heat died down, unfortunately during that time i knocked up a local girl and did the honourable thing. in the mean time my co-accused did the honourable thing and coughed, did his time and all is now hunky-dory.

Strawbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Dude.. Jah.... Crime Scene Investigation.. Only > one of the best TV series EVER made.. Dont like > Miami or NY though just the Vegas.. or Crime Scene Investigator, which is how I earn my keep.