Andystar

Ha, you should have posted this in the Drawing room if you wanted to stir up an intellectual debate. Oh, is the body, that of a turtle?

Sorry, I was out late walking my giant pet Bee :))

Yep, its come back to Friern road, Its esp annoying at night when its camoflaged against the black pavement- well ,apart from the gross yellow c**p that keeps on getting laid outside my house, what is that dog being fed on??

Where's Scooby-Doo & the gang when you need them??

Smeltz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Careful Andystar you never know what you'd be > signing up for! It's ok, I've got a stunt double

Could it be a ghost? Or a poltergiest??

Hey guys, don't slate Bishberro for wanting to tell this epic tale of heroism, betrayal & ulimately redemption, it's up there with the brave tales such as the race for the South Pole, Stalingrad & Indiana Jones & The Crystal Skulls thing. Loohire, i think that we should arrange it so that I get 'stuck' in one of your portaloos on April Fools Day- I'll split the money with you :)-D

I find menopause & menstruation offensive, why have the bloody (no pun intended) PC brigade not caused a fuss about those 2 words?? It always sounds like you are blaming it on us men :'( Why can't we call it womenopause & womenstruation?? Ps- before anyone writes in to correct me, I know that the 'meno' prefix refers to the word 'month' NOT 'men'

I can't believe that I just read through those last 7 pages. I propose that anyone with a grievance on here should come along to my medieval sword class & duke it out :))

Ha ha, it must be safe if her royal creepiness, the queen of clean endorses it.

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karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Andy, If you have played badminton before then > picking it up again is really quite easy. It can > be hard on the joints and muscles though but a > warm up usually helps. This current edf badminton > group has been going quite a while now, it started > off small and has grown, it has fused with a group > that were playing at Camberwell Fusion and works > well. I haven't been for a couple of weeks but > there are usually 2 sometimes 3 games a week and > it's nice to see how people improve. A group text > message is sent by Mogs when games are booked. You > should come to this. Mogs is a good organiser. > Thanks Mogs.(tu) > > Oh and brum, you could come to this too young > man.:)) ---------------------------------------------------- Thanks for the reply & the invite, I may take you up on it when my timetable is less busy. I've only played a few times & was really drunk, so I'm not too sure about my ability- also the girl I was playing would not stop cheating.

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Its a game that looks deceptively easily, and is > great fun to boot, but when you miss the 'cock' > and swipe just air, spinning 360 degrees in the > process, you may look a wally. I know. Ha ha, thanks for the advice!

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > in which case buy your Chilli Pepper Pete > supplies, ------------------------------------------------------- Chilli Pepper Pete rocks. You don't happen to know approximately when ( in spring ) the fayre is? I was going to go on his website to get my chilli fix.

Can i ask a couple of really dumb questions? How easy is it to pick up badminton? I'm currently doing a Sword class which takes place on a Badminton court so, I often watch people play before my class starts & one of the girls in my class told me that she used to play & was quite good. ( I've noticed that I seem to be alot more co-ordinated than her- but don't tell her that. ) She has challenged me to a game, which may become a more permanent fixture & I'm a lil worried that she'll show me up :-$ I was also worried about injury potential, ie, am I likely to mess up my joints playing it?? Any help/advice will be appreciated.

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...so the Cadbury's chocolate buttons didn't work > then, Andy? I'll cross that one off my list of > sure-fire seduction techniques! ;-) Ha, i forgot about those, nope, they worked. I also apologise for not spelling pilloW correctly.

I'll prob spend it crying into my pillo all day, then maybe watching Diagnosis Murder

My humps - Black Eyed Peas...only kidding :))

Definately go for the Swedish ones, there are 2 versions- one starring Rolf Lassg?rd & the superior one starring Krister Henriksson, but be sure to watch them in order ( for some odd reason BBC4 mixed them up a bit ) I think the second series of the Swedish version is out in spring on BBC4.

try here.. se22

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Andystar Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > i shall be kissing cute women hopefully > > But really? Kissing cute women for two hole > weeks? > That's a fortnight in old time. > I reckon you're like that bloke Marc Bolan wrote > about in Telegram Sam. > #Purple Pie Pete, Purple Pie Pete, his lips are > like lightning, girls melt in the heat# > You know what? Ruddy good luck to you. Go on son, > fill yer boots. I wish!!

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "Spaced" is being repeated on Dave from next week > - more excellent displacement therapy! Or you can watch it here anytime you want for free..

i shall be kissing cute women hopefully

emc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm up for it! (Hal900's suggestion!) Using a chainsaw??? :-S

I'm a single ED resident but i don't really drink in this area anymore, so I can't really help with advice about where to pull in ED. Do you ladies not have female friends / work colleagues who could hook you up with someone??