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Andystar

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  1. Ha, it sounds like a buddy of mine, I'll facebook her & see if I can eliminate her- when did you last see her?
  2. Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > For future reference (please everyone reading this > take note for future reference) it is van Gogh. > Note that the surname prefix van is not > capitalised. > > This is true for all surnames with this prefix in > all Germanic languages. > > Thank you. -------------------------------------------------- my dutch cousin Van Dystar prefers a capitalised V D..
  3. giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cactus > Monkey Gone to Heaven (for Keef) > Nimrod's Son > Where is My Mind > Into the White (for Kim) > River Euphrates > > And everything else. freebird..heh heh heh
  4. katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > What... > > > > What time is it...? > > > > > > > > W**F > > It's........... ----------------------------------------- Damn u Katie, u beat me to it, thats exactly what I thought too
  5. No idea about shoes but this is causing me joy at the mo
  6. FFS :))
  7. *Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bad news, LM > > Looks like it's Blues and Yellows after all. ------------------------------------------------------- Shouldn't blue & yellow make green then??
  8. Andystar

    Scum vs Scum

    A little off topic, but, did anyone notice the size of that womans behind, right at the end..
  9. So was this whole thread engineered to make me feel sympathetic & vote Lib Dem??
  10. charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > does he think he is Churchill?? ------------------------------------------------------- Oh yes! http://newsliteimgs.s3.amazonaws.com/080722_churchill.jpg
  11. Whoa there, relax! He actually meant this. http://gamerlimit.com/files/2009/07/space-invaders-videogame.jpg
  12. Loz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hmmm. The Kevin Springer Show. Sounds plausible. > > > (Crowd: KEV-IN, KEV-IN) > > Kevin Springer: Today we meet a man who is upset > his email wasn't replied to. Let's meet Kevin! > Kevin, you were ignored by a Southwark > councillor... > > KD: Yes, this man sent me a letter and when I > asked him a question, he... he... he didn't reply. > (Kevin breaks down uncontrollably. A box of > tissues is fetched from the side of the studio.) > > > (Crowd: KEV-IN, KEV-IN) > > KD: I mean, if this doesn't show the man isn't fit > for office, what would? How anyone could vote for > a man who... who... (sobs again) ignores emails. > He's just a complete... rotter. > > Kevin Springer: Have you tried setting up a > website on the subject? > > KD: Of course! I mean, in this situation, what > else could I do? It was the only sane course of > action. > > (Crowd: KEV-IN, KEV-IN) > > ---------------------------------------------------------- OMG- that was hilarious!
  13. Hey there, I've used that website too & it's been helpful. I've also used this guy too & this one too Have fun :)) Andy
  14. An acquaintance of mine from Bangladesh once voted BNP as a protest vote, which was pretty fcuked up in my view.
  15. Was she a hottie?? If the answer is yes, can you ask her to jog down Friern Road next time?? ;-)
  16. Spread the love here
  17. Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > First they steal our fish > > Then they lose our savings > > Now they have set their volcano on us > > INVADE ICELAND!! --------------------------------------------------------- But they gave us Sigur Ros (tu)
  18. We got a honey sample at work on friday, to test out, the outer packaging proclaimed in broken english that this type of honey will give you super sexual powers, we had to refer it out to a specialist but, just in case the bold claims are true, i've asked for the pot back :)-D
  19. ceribee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Muffins78 and Noosh82 I feel for you both and good > for you Noosh for reporting. I had something like > that happen 2 yrs ago on a bus which was pretty > horrible. I confronted him there and then and he > was totally blas?. I was really upset that no one > around me reacted at all and felt like a freak. It > upset me a lot but I reported it to the police and > they were great about it. Took it very seriously > and reassured that it was important because such > incidents could suggest/lead to worse sexual > assaults. The strangest thing is a year later a > saw this guy again on the same bus, I was really > shocked but managed to take a photo with my phone, > reported it and about a month later they > recognised him from the photo and arrested him. He > spent the day at the station giving DNA and > uncomfortable interviews. He recalled the incident > but claimed I had instigated it! The case was not > taken further, but I didnt mind as I figured it > would hopefully make him think twice before doing > it again, and at least there is a record in the > case that further offences were reported in the > future. As chance would have it I saw him again > on the same bus route very recently- this is a yr > later. I felt a lot less shocked this time that I > had done something. He caught my eye and looked > away, I don't know if he recognised me, but I felt > at least that I'd had the final word on it. ---------------------------------------------------- i suggest that you should grope him, the next time you see him, with a big stick.
  20. Is this thread about SEX? ::o
  21. Swagger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Had some cheeky sods etched "also available in > white" into the grime on the back door? ------------------------------------------------------- The funniest thing that I've seen written into the grime on a white van was "I wish my wife was as dirty as this van"
  22. THIS! Marina, you rock!
  23. Oh how gross, reading this stuff really makes my blood boil, i'm glad ur ok tho :)
  24. nashoi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I came across a Dalek checking out the times on > the Top Gear Lap Times board today and thought it > made a reasonably amusing photo op so snapped > away. Imagine my surprise when I got home and > uploaded the shot to my PC, guess which star in a > reasonably priced car it appears to be pointing > its cannon at? Coincidence? I don't think so! ------------------------------------------------ Jay Leno?
  25. Erm. Shouldn't the main reason for marriage be for love??
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