Just received a phone call from Robin of Denmark. He has the audacity to tell me that I am affecting his business by posting on here. The sheer audacity of the man. Beware, this chap is away with the fairies. Definitely lives on Camberwell Grove and drinks regularly in the GC. You cannot miss him, he is so out of place in that pub with his aloofness, yet he has the run of the place and can do his deals. Robin of Denmark, avoid, Robin of Denmark, keep clear, the police have been informed but can do nothing unless a report is made of his presence at a particular place. Save the community and get Robin of Denmark delayed at her majesty's service #RobinofDenmark