Lost Yorkshire Man

Cheers JL I am hoping 6 - I suppose I should just risk it, leave work early and hope that it is not 5

Does anybody happen to know what hours the Barry Road Barbers are open? In particular today and tomorrow?

I'd like the Forumites to start using the word 'morky'. i.e. that girl never smiles - she is right morky! or Eater81 is just miserable about London. Why is he being so morky!?

Hideous!

I had this prob. I disconnected the pipe (after draining) and found a one pence piece stuck at the end.

dubluke Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Look on the bright side, at least she wasn't > enjoying a pint with the fag Or on a roller coaster with a pint and a fag!

Only Greg can stop Tim now!

People try to cut through The Gardens, get lost, go round in circles and get very frustrated after taking more time than it would have done to go the 'long way' round!!

I'm hungry!! Whose organising and am I invited?????? Edited to say I have just realised I am at a festival so do not need an invite. Shame - I was going to bring boulles, swingball, frisbee and some books (for the kids)

Dean Windass on Sky Sports - What's that about!!

I asked without the ring - heard too many horror stories about having to take the ring back as it is not liked. I think it must be rare for guys to pick it themselves these days. Although nervous at the time of the proposal (by the canal in Bruges), my nervousness was about the cost!! Anyway - we got the ring and Found London Girl has been smiling ever since and is very chuffed to soon to be Mrs LYM!! Thanks for all the good luck messages!

I don't know how to copy pictures directly to the post:-$

>A tired young mother waiting there trying to fold the pushchair but it was so awkward. Some things never change!!

I'm buying an engagement ring - not bored, just nervous!!!!

I can't believe it - I have finally finished my marathon training, can start watching Corrie again, and cancelled. It's just not good enough. If people in Cumbria are grieving, they will not be watching Corrie! If you cancel Corrie should you also cancel the news as that talks about a nutter with a gun. I think not!!! I feel I should start a march to Westminster to reinstate Corrie!

The N3 runs through the night until the 3 starts up again - it's the same route http://www.londonbusroutes.net/times/003N003.htm

Luckily (maybe), the two times I have been we have lost and therefore the home fans have gone away happy. The second time we did get held back for an hour whilst the crowd dispersed and when we got out we had some 8 year old tell us 'it's a good job we won else you would have been beaten up by now'. Even though I felt safe in the stadium, some poor steward who took a few punches from the natives probably did not feel the same! Nothing wrong with passion - but this seems to become aggression quite quickly. Good luck in the Play Offs - I personally think you will hammer Swindon, especially if your midfield is on form again. Danny Schofield, on his day, can skip past any player with the ball seemingly stuck to his foot! I imagine you will have some passionate exchanges with Cardiff and Leeds next season. So that will be nice!

Gazza - Euro 96

It is, suprisingly (given stereotypes), the safest I have ever felt at an away game. Absolutely no chance for the fans to mix. They have made an effort to become a family club by introducing a farm just outside the stadium. Although they have only managed to get to horses and dogs so far.

Having been to Millwall twice I can say that it's one of the best stadiums I have been to in terms of atmosphere and noise generated. The stands are really close to the pitch and away supporters get a great view (unlike Brentford and Charlton). However.......fans are sooooooo chavvy!! I know all clubs have a chav element but Millwall seems to have a lot more than most! My views have been influenced somewhat by the 5-0 reverse over my two visits this season (I am a little bitter) and I'm not judging A Moon in any way!!!!

Mr Griffiths was the caretaker - always wore a light brown overall. Although a grumpy one he did save the donkey!

Oh brotherly love! This one night, two of my brothers came and woke me up in the middle of the night. And they said they had a surprise for me. So they took me to the barn up in the loft and there was my oldest brother, Dan, with Alice, Alice Jardine. I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down. And... and Dan's got his shirt off and he's working on this bra and he's tryin to get it off and all of a sudden Shawn just screams out, "Danny you're a young man, don't do it!" And so Alice Jardine hears this and she screams and she jumps up and she tries to get running out of the barn but she's still got this shirt over her head. She goes running right into the wall and knocks herself out. So now Danny's just so mad at us. He, he starts coming after us, but... but at the same time Alice is over there unconscious. He's gotta wa... , wake her up. So he grabs her by a leg and he's drag, dragging her. At the same time he picks up a shovel. And he's going after Shawn, and Shawn's saying, "What are you trying to hit me for? I just did you a favor!" And so this makes Dan more angry. He tries to swing this thing, he looses the shovel, goes outta his grasp and hits a kerosene lantern; the thing explodes, the whole barn almost goes up because of this thing.

The firm that did my tenants references gave me free insurance. Meaning that if the tenant defaulted they would be liable to pay the rent due to myself. Of course this means that they do better checks and my tenant is perfect.

Surely the closing credits from Stingray are more appropriate for this thread Marina, Aqua Marina, What are these strange enchantments that start whenever you?re near? Marina, Aqua Marina, Why can?t you whisper the words my heart is longing to hear? you?re magic to me, A beautiful mystery. I?m certain to fall, I know, Because you enthral me so. Marina, Aqua Marina, Why don?t you say That you?ll always stay Close to my heart?

It is really not a problem - you soon get used to it........ .....and I'm from the North where aeroplanes haven't been introduced yet!