postmodern

I've yet to find somewhere great to work out outside the bedroom.

Duller than fiction then. :) dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh Mr Wolf, you know I can't really do the > Lewisham thing, it goes against the grain for me > (sigh). I like to disembowel with a smile on my > face, and preferably without any discernable > change in tone, smiling the whole time through > gritted veneered teeth! > > "trying to be amusing" indeed - this is my bloody > life she thinks I am laughing at...

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You have to be posh to be privaliged Postmodern. I'm not familiar with this word "privaliged" Does it have a similar meaning to "privileged"?

But so much of this stuff is so shit. Especially Ainsley Harriot and builders tea HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tony Hancock. > The Clash. > Going for a 'Ruby'. > Introducing the Welfare State. > Ians Hunter and Dury. > Doreen and Neville Lawrence. > Around The Horne/The Navy Lark/The Clitheroe Kid. > Lionel Bart. > A Sunday Roast. > An Ulster Fry. > George Orwell. > The Beatles. > Kenneth Williams. > Leona Lewis. > Sunday Night At The London Palladium. > Slade. > School uniforms. > Casual swearing. > The pub. > Flanders & Swann. > The EDF. > Girls Aloud. > Viz. > A mug of builders tea. > Anthony Burgess. > The Dave Clark Five. > Billy McKenzie. > Cilla Black. > Trainspotting. > Trainspotting. > Morrisey. > Marr. > The seaside. > Loose Women. > Ainsley Harriot. > John Cooper-Clarke. > The Pet Shop Boys. > The Betting Shop. > The gastro pub. > Being nice. > Moaning. > The Chinese takeaway. > The Blitz. > Simon Cowell. > Andrew Loog Oldham. > Derek Raymond. > Woodbines. > Wimpy bars. > The word 'w@nker'...

Dulwichmum, please PM me.

Best piece of advice? Not sure it's strictly advice but the thing that comes up for me is when a certain person advised me to "hop on."

I'm confused. Is DulwichMum trying to be amusing in her posts/website. I get the impression she's trying to be a caricature but it's not really that amusing, hence my confusion. ::o

Peckham has a good point

Peckham has a good point.

Yes.

Shudders

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- (6) and I shat myself rigid! What a lovely visual

Why always skirting the issue? They are after the lotharios and you all know it.

Why has she 'walked out of university'?

"If someone says something offensive to you and when you react, claims 'I was only joking', they are lying."

You might end up arrested but good luck Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > postmodern Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > If a man presses the top of your head as a hint > he > > wants you to go down on him, punch him in the > > face. > > Presumably this works in reverse. > > Next time( one can only hope) that an attractive > Lady grabs my head firmly on each side and pulls > me "Down South" I shall fend her off and punch > her, squarely, in the face. > > Thanks for the advice.

If a man presses the top of your head as a hint he wants you to go down on him, punch him in the face.

I wonder why viciousness comes with the territory. I guess I will have to discount trafficking as a career option then as I am not vicious. Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > postmodern Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > snoozequeen1 Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > > This is to try to prevent money > > > laundering by vicious drug traffickers. > > > > What about non-vicious drug traffickers? > > Most drug traffickers are vicious...but fair....

snoozequeen1 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- This is to try to prevent money > laundering by vicious drug traffickers. What about non-vicious drug traffickers? >

Money laundering, fraud, theft, perverting the course of justice, manslaughter, assault and murder are only considered crimes when the acts are committed by ordinary civilians. Police officers and government ministers can, and regularly do, commit these offences without ever facing prosecution for their offending behaviour. Just wait until Davie Cameron and his snivelling bunch of pampered toffs take office. They'll be raping wenches, committing complex acts of frauds and perverting all courses of justice - and they'll get away with it every time. No doubt, they will be even worse than Nu-Nazi Labour.

My brother-in-law's not had sex with me (oops, I mean with my sister) ever since he witnessed my sister having her episiotomy

Go with your gut reaction Don't let your man watch you giving birth Don't put out on the first date (unless he's an exotic lothario and you care not if you see him again)

Big Bad Wolf is tall and lean but has a beer gut that makes him appear 6 months pregnant. Peeling/flaking skin on his feet. A very long nose and other parts of his anatomy long too. A surprisingly high voice. A lot of nostril hair. Very flatulent indeed.

The exotic lothario is getting really desperate then and has had to report to peeping.

too rude