the cloak

Saw jekyll (sic?). Thought it was the nuts. Best thing since life on Mars. He seems a decent bloke. Apart from the fact he's a manu fan. Muppet.

Dearest "Dulwich Mum" I won't 'clear off' because i've spent sevreal hundred thousand pounds on buying a large property in this area. Congrats on your incestuous relationship with 'KEEF'. Dear Micheal, Stick yer 'Batdog' up yer arse, mine's already got a hamster up it and theres no room. TC

Ratty. Hmm.

Magic, First game of the season out the way. bababaabababababab

Magic, First game of the season out the way. bababaabababababab.:))

Apologies if someone has already generated a similar thread but WTF is going on at the cop shop? If i'm not mistaken it has a proper case of concrete cancer. Bits falling off it. Proper dangerous. Will that mean it gets knocked down? If so, how long will the pigsty be out for? How many houses can I burgle in that time? The Cloak?

The best burgers in the known universe are my 'minted lamb burgers' Buy some good quality minced lamb. Stick it in a mixing bowl. Add a load of black pepper and sea salt. Add as much fresh mint as you can fit in. Chuck in an egg to bind it all. Cook as you like. 5 mins rare 7 mins medium 10 mins wd Ding dong.

Who's the biggest sausage on the forum?

Hear hear, I've a few spare quid to invest. Anyone fancy going halves on a decent boozer? I suggest taking over the church on LL just past the Mag. We'll have a juke box, pool table and all kinds of stuff. Apply to: The Cloak The ED Forum ED

yawn Minor skirmish in white middle class area surrounded by Peckham, Brixton, Streatham, Tulse Hill etc. *Polishes non existant spectacles and re-adjusts fantasy net curtains*

I'd like to watch the liverpool game tomorrow. Does anyone actually know who's showing it? Please limit unrelated guff to a minimum. Cheers, The Cloak.

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Just left a meeting with a rep from and air-con manufacturer. He's supplying equipment for a project called Foxtons Dulwich. He didn't know the address but i'll see if he can find out. The Cloak.

Perhaps Cafe Nero could breathe some life into this redunant facility and use it to advertise their delicious range of 'froffy coffees' and fancy pastries?

None. They're all rubbish. You'd be better off staying at home with a nice Lemsip. Maybe a shortbread finger.

Perhaps the new swordsmiths rhumoured to be opening at **116 Lordship Lane!!!!** may be able to satisfy your ironmongery requirements?

Overpriced? ?15. Blimey. My wife saw a young lady promenading along Lordship Lane with one of these bags and hasn't stopped banging on about them since. Any one know where I could lay my hands on one of these? Please forward contact details as she'll no doubt want to buy the franchise! Sounds like a good idea, all this eco-cotton bag malarkey. I for one am in favour. The 'loser' advertising sounds mildly amusing if a tad illegal. As Mr T. Might say, "I pity the fool who can't smell a great idea." We should be supporting Local Enterprise. If you can't afford things like these, nobody's forcing you to buy one. Jog along to Iceland. They're free there. They could double as a nice fancy rain hat.