Atila Reincarnate

Woman comes home early catches husband masturbating, rushes over and gives him the blow job of his life. He asks why as they haven't had sex for 6 months, she replies "I just washed the floor and I'd rather brush my teeth than wash the f**king floor again!"

I Love the Sunshine - Leos Sunshipp

Blackburn 2 Aston Villa 0 Chelsea 1 Hull 0 Everton 2 Bolton 0 Man City 2 Middlesbrough 1 Portsmouth 1 Liverpool 1 Sunderland 1 v Stoke 0 West Brom 2 v Newcastle 0 Wigan 1 v Fulham 1 Tottenham 1 v Arsenal 2 West Ham 1 Man U 3

Ain't no sunshine - Bill withers

Sad Souvenirs - Four Tops

lard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > matthew123 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Surely everyone agrees that Thierry Henry and > Alan > > Shearer are the two greatest strikers since the > > start of the Premiership - I challenge anyone > to > > say otherwise!? > > > > I know everyone has their own favourite players > > from usually their own team, so I'll keep this > > neutral and say which of the "great" United > > players would get into the Arsenal Invincibles? > > I'd hazard a guess and say that great team > would > > contain more Arsenal than United. > > Neither Henry or Shearer had the same impact as > Eric Cantona > > Utd pre Cantona and post Cantona are two different > clubs. Having seen both players in their pomp, I can safely say Henry wwas differnt class and way better than Cantona (some would argue Beckham had a greater impact on the United side than the moody Frenchman) on a number of levels, regardless of my affiliation to the Arsenal. As for Shearer, he was an out and out goal scorer who could hold the ball and could score great goals. As for who is the greatest player I've seen in the prem, it has to be Bergkamp closley followed by Henry. Giggs is a good player but not on the same level as these guys at the height of their powers. I'm sure others views will differ, but hey, that's my view.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Whatever is happening in Jade's life I think > celebrity culture is an abomination. Why should I > think that today?s Jade headlines are less of an > abomination than the pre-cancer Jade? Is having > cancer an excuse to milk the celebrity > culture-cow? There are so many people struggling > with cancer in a dignified manner, without the > need for Max Clifford to send out constant press > releases. > > It wasn?t that long ago that the headlines were of > Jade in a bikini on some holiday, or breaking up > with someone, or making racist remarks. The > headlines are different now but I still want her > not to be in my face at the supermarket checkout. > > I?ll just pop my tin hat on. It would be interesting to see the reaction to the above if I had said this!!! By the way I agree with you.

Sandperson Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Stevie G out for three weeks. How important is > that? For Liverpool, that's massive. He is the heart and soul of that side. How many times has he pulled them out of the fire on his own??

Red Red Wine - Tony Tribe

My balloons going up _ Archie bEll & the Drells

If life is all about change, there are also some constants, like people being very touchy about others knocking the team they love. It's good to see some things haven't changed in my absence!! I've always said it's ok for me to knock my team, but supporters of other clubs should never even think about it. Perhaps I should start to practice what I preach. 2 hopes, ...........slim & Bob!!!

There's a man going round taking names - Leadbelly

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hang on a cotton picking second! > > Where did Atila mention compassion? He said from > the off, that as a father of 2, he could > understand the pain. He then went on in a > completely different angle, and I think people > have taken it in the wrong was. > > There are people who deserve our help or support > more > > Perhaps replace the word "deserve" with "need" > might be more apt, but he is talking about "help & > support", not compassion. > > I am with Atila, sad as Jade's plight may be. Extremely well put Keef.

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So is all war and suffering and hardship and > sickness and rape and child soldiers and hate > crimes and so on. > But this is about Jade Goody and her cancer. Yes the title of the thread is a bit of a give away isn't it?, anyway I have simply stated my view about this situation which is what I understand this forum is about.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nowhere To Run - Martha Reeves & The Vandellas How does this follow on from Born Free _ matt munro?

Yes it is sad, as a father of 2 boys myself I can understand the pain. BUT, there are people in the world who deserve our help and support more. The people of Gaza come to mind and the people who are left homeless and starving as a result of senseless civil wars and internal political turmoil. Goody seems to make the pages of the tabloids regularly while the people in Gaza, and other war torn areas of the world seem to have been relegated to yesterdays news. Now THAT is sad.

Born Free - Matt Munro

Run Run Rudolph - Keith Richards

LizzygotDizzy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Atilla, is it really you? where have you been? > > "Er...come on Engerland" (to stay on thread!) > > I missed the Everton goal last night waaaahhh! Hi Lizzy, good to hear from you. A lot's been happening in my life recently but the biggest event was my dear old dad passing away which kicked the guts out of me. Come on you reds!!

Who are you _ the Who

Thank god I missed this game, as I was involved in my usual Wednesday 5 a side kick about. Credit to Moyes with limited resources and funds he keeps getting results. For me it is managers like him that deserve praise rather than the mamangers who have all the money in the world and all the resources that comes with it and still manage to be average. He has got the team digging in and playing as cohesive unit, unlike my own team and others I could mention!!

Ladygooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > FA Cup replay against Cardiff called off for > tomorrow night. Hopefully we will have Mr Arse > Shaving on our team by the weekend to play the > mighty Spurs! We've got him, but I'm not convinced he's what we need right this minute. We need 2 central defenders a defensive midfielder and a striker, as Adebayor should be arrested for impersonating a professional footballer!!

Blue Moon of Kentucky - Elvis

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was at White Hart Lane the other night and Mike > Riley had a shocker. As referees go he is very > poor. Not the first time I've seen him have > stinker either. > Bentley and Woodgate were needlessly booked and > having accumulated five booking each will now miss > the Arsenal game. Not that we'll miss Bentley > much. I have to say Bentley is his own worst enemy, he started to believe his own hype when he was with us and in the end the boss said enough is enough, there's the door.

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