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That sounds so wrong Woofy!

No, I am trying to find out what motivated the OP to have a go at a load of kids for crossing the road how they wanted. Or is that the behaviour you are talking about? I obviously don't condone the attack on the OP's car, but I don't think walking accross the road in a group and not using the crossing is behaviour to condemn.

I'm just wondering what it was that they were doing in the first place that was so bad you needed to have a go at them. If they were crossing the road where they liked, why would that bother you? Why did you feel the need to tell them to use the crossing? Maybe it was you who was looking for confrontation, or someone to vent on. It seems to be a rather trivial thing to feel the need to have a go about. Their actions after you had tried to tell them what to do were obviously wrong, but I wonder if you had any right telling them what to do in the first place.

Thanks guys, yes Steve does like to bang his drum! I was thinking that in the same spirit as a dog share, whay do you guys think about adopt-a-granny? I always thought that because there are so many young families in London with no extended family, we should 'adopt' our elderly neighbours as surrogate grannys.

Feather cut (hairstyle). Playing out until dark. Playing out. Falling over without thinking about sueing someone. Birthday beats. Food that isn't pumped with water.

My dog is lovely but very strong, so I think he probably needs a sharer with experience of large dogs.

Crystal Palace road is pretty bad too.

What a barry day it was!

Yes I pick up my dog's shit TQ.

I got totally ratarsed that day and decided to give up the booze as a consequence! Have had a few nights out on the booze since, but only about 6 or 7 in total. I'm terrified that going back this year might lead me back to drink!!

Like Rye Lane, as someone posted on another thread. It is pretty disgusting that Court Road gets the money when other roads are terrible. I cycle everywhere and the potholes I have to dodge all the time make cycling more dangerous than it needs to be. Court road is fine. Rye Lane is a death trap.

If I've given up booze can I drink a short of mango and a pint of orange juice intsead?

That was what I was saying earlier to SteveT when he said it was a mastif. Pitbulls are fine if you castrate them and bring them up properly. I didn't think you were such a wuss. Are you a Yorkie by any chance Woof?

Here is their website: East Dulwich Tavern

Well done, I hope you are on a lovely honeymoon somewhere hot and sunny xx