Fear 'n boozin

tb hnst, wrtn wtht vwls sdn m frkn ntn!

The othe rproblem is that I've run out of simple tasks, if I'm to look busy, I may need to start doing something complicated, and I'm not sure I can manage that.

I take offence to the second o. Totally uncessary, but english facist will complain if don't include it. Bah. Humbug. The main problem is, I want more.

c my thr pst.

is more than one pint too many?

dnt thnk w d.

They make a mean chilli cocktail thing there btw. Thnk gwd yr nt thr thn, stll rmbr th ns y md t Lqrsh *shddrs*!

Hayes managed to get a punch to connect?

He has as much as any other on the list.

what about Button? He's got my vote. yeah, maybe he wasn't as strong in the second half of the season (bar the last couple of races), but he dominated the first half and won the world bloody title. What's peoples problem with him? I mean, as many a close friend has said, hayes didn't exactly do much in his fight, and some have argued he didn't exactly deserve to win, so not sure why he tops people lists. Strauss led a very average england side with some appauling performances against an equally average austrailia, not exactly sporting glory to win the ashes. And Murray's won nowt. why the feck would anyone vote for giggs?

I can only doff my hat to some top notch geekery, which I share below: "i noticed that the ighest scores on the endless waves hard is 2,147,483,648 and there are loads of people with coincidentally this high score. This just happens to be a power of two, which to me smacks of some sort of overflow error. Ie someones using a datatype which is a 32 bit signed integer (signed meaning one bit is reserved for a plus or minus, the other 31 bits to store teh number in binary format. 2,147,483,648 jsut happens to be 2 to the power of 31 you see. I think attempting to save a bigger score causes a it to fail. I may write to the developers though you think they'd have spotted this one by now"

I had a liquid lunch.

so, you're working at home today then pussy boy?

Not sure, but they seem to crop up if I turn right out of my house, so I tend to hang to the left.

North, East and West London.

The gents in the Courtfield, near Earls Court station. Hmm, actually, the Courtfield, near Earls Court station. Sod it, Earls Court. Oh, and The Vale.

elfin terrorists mindtrick stuff > 'this is not the cause you're looking for'. I think she uses a vulcan mind-meld whenever she says that. I'd never let her near me!

I think they should train up the girl from the last episode. How about Jessica Hynes/Stevenson?

I fear they already walk amongst us, as recent evidence suggests.... http://farm1.static.flickr.com/216/473979858_c02810d200_m.jpg

removing 'best before' dates could be helpful.

close, but Piers is at the Battlestar Galactica convention!

Britian's best - confounded by closed lift doors.

I've always wondered why our Martian friends have been so obsessed with visiting the Nevadan desert over the past half century or so. It's not as if there's anything there for them to see (unless they are secretly visiting Vegas).

too right MP! And as I have said, if they'd just 'bunker busted' them all, it would be Ros whose loss we wouldn't be mourning, rahter than the lovely Jo's. 'arry's loosing his touch.