Excuse me but is it necessary to be rude and offensive? Yes I object to your assumptions of me being middle aged. I wouldn't mind silly comments like that if you actually knew who you were exchanging text with but you don't so leave it out. If you want banter, smutty tongue in cheek comments and all that conversations can be taken to the lounge I believe. There are particular rules to different sections of this forum. It's not that difficult to work out so why you getting your knickers in a twist?