Kells

Stables.... Please everybody, don't let me buy a horse.

Hona, I think that my good intentions may have been somewhat misconstrued. I'd like to set the record straight; my offer of help to Giggirl and the other bandwagon chicks was genuine and heartfelt. I regret that I can have been so misunderstood, and will try my hardest not to cause any confusion in the future. Back to the number obsession.....

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "squirt" instead of "squint" made a :-$ of me I > tell ya especially when expressing to the boss I > had "just squirted over the office..." !!!! > > edited coz I nearly did it again! LOL

"Kind retards" to sign off an e mail is far too tempting. And, in some cases, it'd be an honest mistake.

No, far too low down. I'll admit my true feelings...... Giggirl, if you don't mind some help, I'll be glad to do whatever I can. And if anyone does feel the need to buy me a pair of wellies, I'd quite like blue hunter ones. Thanks.

Factory to Factory - Martha Wainwright

Definitely med school material. Advice like Brendan's, I won't mind going to the GP's so much:))

Left In The Dark - Meatloaf

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Kells Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Or you could always do the same as Honaloochie. > > > Because I've had a long day and I'm not feeling > > particularly bright, so be gentle with me! > > You could of course BBW. > Though quite what developing a devotion to Mott > The Hoople, an above average waist size and a > completetely inappropriate fixation on Sarah out > of Girls Aloud has to do with anything I'm not > sure. > But of course, be my guest. I meant start your very own "I'm in love with...." thread

Walk This Way - Aerosmith

Or you could always do the same as Honaloochie. Because I've had a long day and I'm not feeling particularly bright, so be gentle with me!

What Becomes of The Brokenhearted - Jimmy Ruffian

Runaway Train - Soul Asylum

Disco Lies - Pulp

Bound

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't ever question the bravery of our > soldiers.http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/f > ile.php?20,file=3359 pmsl. Couldn't help myself

Blinded by the Light - The Streets

Keep on Moving - Bob Marley

Buddhist

DaveR Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "Anyone else tired of being surrounded by > screeching toddlers?" > > Yeah - do you want one of mine? LOL

I can make this one:)-D

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Change a car tyre - Don't drive, but have changed a wheel before. Not just the tyre though. 2. Wire a plug Easy 3. Put up a shelf (has to be straight and level, and support more than the dust it will accumulate!) - Should be able to cope 4. Light and use a manual 'old school' BBQ (no gas allowed) - Do disposable ones count? At midnight? 5. Replace a faulty fuse and reset the fusebox - No 6. Finish a curry hotter than a Madras (no fluids allowed) - I'd give it a go, have been eating like a horse lately. 7. Erect a fence (that will withstand a decent stiff breeze) - Post and rail's my specialty! (Oh, and I had to drive a tractor as well for that) 8. Hitch up a caravan to a car then reverse it round a corner - No 9. Change a nappy - Have done once, but am no longer allowed! 10. Set up an HD TV with Surround, DVD Player and Stereo out of the box - Erm.... 11. Fillet a fish - Yes 12. Pitch a 2-man tent - Never been camping, but I think I could 13. Repair a bicycle puncture - Never tried 14. Build a flatpack wardrobe (minus points for back-to-front doors, wonkiness, and surplus bits) - Yep. Flatpack is just like Meccano for grown ups. But I can't fix my bathroom light. Huh, 6 out of 14. I'm rubbish!

Strawbs, I wouldn't admit to that here....you'll get yourself shot!!!!

I'll have a look tonight if you want. I'm so observant, you think I'd know by now!