woofmarkthedog

Yes, in before 7 but you can leave anytime

Well... "There you go, eh " "I don't know" "Who'd have thought it" "Would you like chips with that" "Are you looking at me Jimme" "A pint of heavy an' a black beetle chaser " "Stitch that.." W**F

IF... . The meeting is held here . The pies are free . The mash hasn't got lumps . And no one bangs on & on... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Peckham_eel_and_pie.jpg/345px-Peckham_eel_and_pie.jpg ....Then I'll come ! W**F

Legal.. http://www.snorgtees.com/images/BaconIsBetter_Fullpic_1.gif W**F

No... He was probably "barding" his penis "Tis the game season" you know... ( smoked or un- smoked ? ) W**F

Hmmmmm... * do we send flowers * W**F

After initial resistance.. It has worked in other areas , though the waste food bin has proved a bit of a challenge for some.. "Cor, did I nearly eat that?" W**F

Blimey UZ... My dyslezicxia is playing havoc reading your posts W**F

In brief "I'm reaching " ( physically ) W**F

Well done Arsenal & good luck Tottenham Fergie can ----- himself though * walks into door post * W**F

Great thread What's it about ? W**F

I would give myself a professional appraisal Only I'm too busy ( fill in as appropriate ) & posting on here See I run my own show "Yes CJ" "No CJ" "Very well CJ" http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2009/1/14/1231938065702/Leonard-Rossiter-as-Regin-001.jpg Does that answer your question ? W**F

Tarot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Has anyone else noticed the bread has become very > crispy,like Danish bread. NO > As for the other damp flat grey bread we havent. much > choice. have we ? YES We have 3 artisan bakers within walking distance of each other ( & none obscured by tracksuited bloaters last time I looked ) Next ? W**F

It's David Milliband ( well, he needs to let off steam somewhere ) Ed will soon be found with an axe in his back ... Mark my words W**F

IF... Then It's Yorkshire but Barry's Tea? I'll have a go at that Don't even start on coffee bags/individual filter thingy m'jigs W**F

As yet.... No, but I'm sure he will * goes back to watching paint dry * W**F

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I suspect that a child would be very happy growing > up in the country until puberty hits. Then it > would just become excruciatingly dull. Though I'm > happy to be contradicted! ----------------------------------------------- Ohhh... No Brum, that's when the fun really started W:)):))F

Yes... "I'm a........., which is why I'm called......... ( insert your favorite expletives ) W**F

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ahem..Huguenot lives in Singapore... > ______________________________ Yeah... ( ahem ) I knew that Singapore via the lane ( on his way home from the office, maybe ? ) Anyway, the Axeman will prevail W**F

No... I'm sure he's busy at the moment & in real life he's really quite charming However, I realise that this lotto needs "draw-ing" in a credible & transparent way So, maybe the upstanding Marmora Man or Huguenot or ???'s would consider doing it ( if the Axeman can't ) Meet at a local hostelry , all players invited, do the draw "live" Release the "prizes" What fun ! W**F

Axeman Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm not commenting on any charitable effort. I'm > commenting the pitiful nature of this thread. > Which appears to be a by proxy plea for attention > on behalf of someone who, judging by the erratic > and incomprehensible posts, clearly has learning > difficulties. > > Oh, and this raffle is a bit false seeing as the > prize goes to whoever the organizer likes the > most. But I imagine you all know this, but don't > want to say it, to avoid shattering the > transparent illusion of goodwill towards people > you've never met. > > How pathetic. __________________________________________ Oh good.. Problem solved ! How about YOU meet me & I give you the numbers in a hat You draw them ( whilst I film it ) & i'll then upload it on here ( the forum ) Then YOU also draw the prizes for the winners All above board, specially as the guy who was going to do it is "busy" getting married Even better, all the players meet up at "The Actress" while you help me do the draw "live" I'm free Tuesday night onwards W**F

How are Tarquin & Jocasta ? W**F

dita-on-tees Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > :-$ > > drifts off muttering must practice my shimmy and > keeping my mouth shut. Maybe I could offer 3 > hours of house cleaning for those not enthralled > with several stone of northerner clumsy gyrating > to Tina Turner... ____________________________________________________ Admittedly you do sound "niche" BUT East Dulwich likes "boutique" very much "She's simply the best ...bedda than all the rest " * strums air guitar * W**F

dita-on-tees Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can I have 1777? > > I will make a donation too. Id offer to donate a > 30 min Burlesque dance into the prize pot but the > reality is thats a sh1t prize! > > thank you > > D ______________________________________________ I'm going to take you up on that prize dita So that's a 30 min Burlesque dance added to the pot ( no backing out now, this is for charity you know ) In fact, that i'd say it is one of the very best prizes W**F

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > > I'm sure you mean numbers not prizes W**f! --------------------------------------------- Oh yes Numbers, numbers, numbers W**F