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Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Room 101. ------------------------ OK, room 101 it is then

My Friend , male 45 yrs old, a veggie & light drinker, cycling enthusiast, not overweight either has just had a heart attack whilst lecturing in the USA. Discuss ? W**F

Is this the "Parking Patawayo" thread "

BQC Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My husband has been in some Norfolk broad > already.. ---------------- Eh ?

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sean - What is the intellectual opposite of the > drawing room. Can you move this thread.- ------------------------------------------ How about the "Boot room" ?

Ah Austria.... I love that place, its all round ski & family appeal can't be beat. A mate of mine was teaching skiing there, so one day we went a little off the beaten track to sample a local goat hesrders homebrewed schnapps, it was great, goats down stairs & a randy octagenarian herder upstairs "Schnapps" he'd shout as we downed them in one, then he groped my wifes tits & fanny as she was trying to regain her voice after the rocket fuel home brew "Oh take no notice, he does that to all the girls" said Jimmy Very mad but very funny Ah, they were the days You'll love it I'm sure ( the skiing that is ) Do go to Finches, it's bloomin brilliant & the advice is very good w**F

A man who coughed for years with no medical explaination was cured by plucking out the hairs in his inner ears Very weird but true W**F

AlexC Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Give this a try: > > To start up into Safe Mode (to Safe Boot), do > this: > > Be sure the computer is shut down. > Press the power button. > Immediately after you hear the startup tone, hold > the Shift key. The Shift key should be held as > soon as possible after the startup tone but not > before. > Release the Shift key when you see the gray Apple > icon and the progress indicator (looks like a > spinning gear). > > During startup in Mac OS X v10.4 or later, you > will see "Safe Boot" on the login window, which > appears even if you normally log in > automatically. > > To leave Safe Mode in any version of Mac OS X, > restart the computer normally, without holding any > keys during startup. ---------------------------------------------------- Gray ? Shouldn't that be "Grey" ( or am I on the wrong thread ? ) W**F * I just said "La" in my head *

It's that time again Half-term Yesterday we ( 2 adults + 3 boys ) parked up at the O2 carpark number 4 ( ? 7.50 ) Then easily onto the Thames Clipper with an all day ticket, on & off at any stop as many times as you like for ? 25.oo The boat is excellent fun, clean/warm & I blinkin loved it roaring up the thames at 30 knots-ish F A S T We visited the Tate modern & * ahem * came home with a miniature version of this http://www.tate.org.uk/modern/exhibitions/unileverseries2010/default.shtm exhibition Dinner in the Square at the O2 Then home..... ( phew ) Not too large a hole in the pocket W**F

The i A new " paper for today " from the Independent i have it here i wish I didn't i cant see the point It's rubbish not very good & I can't see why they've bothered. In a market already covered by free papers of a similar quality, it doesn't make sense ( even at 20p ) News light & ad heavy Am I missing something here ? W**F

On the first go I said... "Lets go off & get married on an empty beach, just me & you, waves lapping around our feet" I actually got ... Big church 120 in the pews Many more at the big cake reception Divorced soon after This time I've avoided all of the above Have two children House A life.. Bingo, I love ( other peoples ) weddings now W**F

Nero I agree with moos post ( good link for Obertauern btw ) that fitness is key I've skied in loads of places but as a beginner & on my own I'd go to Austria without a doubt I'd also hire some of the kit from http://finches-ski.com/ based in Forest Hill, it's bloomin brilliant in there Good luck, it's a great sport W**F

Indeed * scratches head * W**F

aquarius moon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Woof, RosieH, MichaelP, Horsebox, Karter, Huguenot > = Could it be that various posters > actually feel guilty about eating meat and > contributing to the death of animals, but > would never dare to admit it to themselves, let > alone anyone else, or even think about it? > Much easier to bury their heads in the sand, make > silly jokes, take the p*** out of > vegetarians & try to hijack Thomas's original > thread with their own sick sense of humour. ================================================ No.... No guilt in eating or even shooting them, as I shall do during the game season. I've looked many a meal in the eye before I've prepared & eaten it I do though take umbrage at the needless waste of good food, meat or otherwise. Anyway, Thomas has got broad shoulders & he can take a little "ribbing" * licks lips thinking about ribs * W**F

Austria is good, they are some the best technical skiers/teachers in Europe Also the food is good there & they are very patient W**F

Oooo Oooo it's on..... Popcorn http://nutrihealth.in/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/popcorn-250x300.jpg+http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Fluoxetine-2D-skeletal.svg/524px-Fluoxetine-2D-skeletal.svg.png = :)) W**F

Sorry... ( not really ) But in my dyslexic minds eye I keep reading "Pendants on the EDF" http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Amber.pendants.800pix.050203.jpg Which in it self is quite nice ( I like the one on the left or is that the right...erm..? ) W**F

karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And some bacon flavoured quorn to go with that. _______________________________________________________ Eww.. Weirdo Now back to "meatjacking" this thread http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/3819/images/3819_MEDIUM.jpg Now feast your hungry eyes on that Tommy boy " Go on you know you want it, anyway the cow was a veggie " * licks lips * W**F

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Before we see Vegan domination of the world, can > somebody make vegan food taste nice please? > Alternatively, make vegan food taste of something. > That would be good. ------------------------------------ Exactly MP... Adding a couple of nicely spiced Lamb chops does the trick ( for me that is ) W**F

ST&NLY Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just heard from my friend who works for the estate > agency Alan & Hansen that Poundland have a temp > permit for 2 years to run their business in > Lordship lane. ------------------------------------------- From the horses mouth.. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Alan_hansen_in_2004.JPG " Poundland have a temp permit for 2 years to run their business in Lordship lane. " I thank you W**F

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah.. this thread is pants. ------------------------------ Yes Jah BUT cash "safe" pants W**F

peckhamboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Surely you mean quiet? -------------------------- Tee hee Another one lured in W**F

I don't imagine Thomas draws breath often when talking W**F

Cate is my favorite pedant on the forum She makes me laugh & give in, just for a quite life really W**F

Nice.. So we're quids in then ? W**F