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Vacuuming the Veranda ( less brand specific i'd say ) W**F

The Barclay/Boris bike is all well and good on flat ground, but they are very heavy & almost agricultural to ride I reckon if you're serious about commuting/cycling then get yourself & your employer to get onto this scheme & save up to 50% on a bike http://www.bike2workscheme.co.uk/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=bike%2Bto%2Bwork%2Bscheme&utm_campaign=Bike%2B2%2BWork%2BScheme If you want to go by bike/train/bus, then buy a Brompton Bike ( it only takes about 20 seconds to fold one down ) I did it years ago & bloomin' love it W**F

Here's a better link on the BBC http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11306600 W**F

Party..? Now throw your hands up in the air And wave'em around like you just don't care If you wanna party let me hear you yell 'Cause we've got it goin' on again http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/49092000/jpg/_49092284_010167240-1.jpg ( what is that in the left hand side of his mouth ? ) I go to the halls and then ring the bell because I am the man with the clientele and if ya ask me why I rock so well A big bank, I got clientele

candj Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why is it that you only have the cut and paste > ability on this *bob*? _______________________________________________ Coz *Bob* is a king/queen W**F

*Bob* I just typed in ...does it hurt ... Hmmm... can you copy & paste it please W**F

Come on The show where he drove a Reliant Robin was genius http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/14/article-1273849196020-0994001A000005DC-226963_636x370.jpg I laughed so hard ( & I watched it twice ) that I had an Asthma attack It was brilliantly funny & informative W**F

OK Clarkson, on a scale of 1-10 http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/pomsc2.png W**F

RosieH.. 3637 & 1991 Yes, they are now locked in a place of safe keeping for you http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/318119/2/istockphoto_318119-golden-key.jpg * swallows key * ( what happened in 1991 ) W**F

Josie ( take a seat, like the one below ) Now, I hate to break the news BUT... you've been sucked into a vortex of hopelessness & a future of false dawns "Waitrose is opening sometime soon" is a regurgitated story, no doubt peddled by those nasty elves that run Foxtons It isn't happening Sorry...... ( santa is real though btw ) * hands tissue * W**F

What size shoes does he wear ? 12-14 ? W**F

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > yeah...to lucky old me.... > You are doing a marvellous job Willy-Woof. ____________________________________________________ Shhhh.... ( someone might hear ;-)) * points over there * Anyway...http://static.product-reviews.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/lotto-ball-review.jpg*NEXT NUMBERS PLEASE* W**F

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 100 _____________________________ Sorry It's gone W:));-)F

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes please - may I have 1 and 7. > > Yeah I feel lucky now. > > Px ___________________________________ Yea... W**F

He does know how to.. ..drive one of these Yes ? W**F

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't mention it PCG. > > And when am I getting my replacement number > already? Woof - pull your finger out. > > And why has this thread gone sticky? What did I > miss? > > Px ____________________________________ Finger out here * rattles bush * Your chosen/allocated & delivered to the kerb number is 1 Would you like LUCKY NUMBER SEVEN too W**F

Tall & scary ,posh birds, fiendish & cunning, big Disney Princess eyes, nose up against the window I am definitely coming, afterall who doesn't want to meet all of the above * waves * ( really, I'm just as nice in real life too ) W**F

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Steward's please - I thought I had nicked 23! ___________________________________________________ Lordy Y-es Sorry that was way back, PGC 23 is your tattoo ( didn't that spat land somebody "in Nidd" ) Anyway, thank you giggirl you are now ... * sorts through shoe boxes * W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You're a funny funny man. ----------------------------- I know I love me too W**F

Fancy a threesome ?

hibbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hey Mr Woof > > Are 80 and 1970 still available please? _______________________________________________ 80 and 1970 yes they'reyour numbers NOW HIBBS

I'm putting the brakes on here...... ( as it will may descend into further bad behavior ) I like Jamie Oliver ( not in a weird sex game way though ) W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think it's a scam to boost your popularity > W**f... ---------------------------------------- As if I could be any more popular X

Smoking Skunk & Crack cocaine... "Go long enough in the fast lane & you're bound to crash into something" Send him down, get some treatment Next ? * cracks knuckles * W**F

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Only the hottest guy in ED. Don't worry though > W**f, you're a very close second. ------------------------------------------ Fancy a threesome ? W**F