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What time is it ? W**F

Has the stick got a number on ? W**F

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > you know that bit at home or before you leave for > your meeting and you think "I have plenty of > time"? > > Stop doing THAT > > You don't ______________________________________ *Noted* W ( i didn't have time to write **f, bath is ready NOW )

No worries *ahem* W O O F

Lordy me, after reading Mams post I started to sweat. It reminded me of my ex-father in law, if he said he wanted to leave at 5 he'd be revving the car up at 4:30. It got worse as time went on & sent everyone doo lally, 5 am became in his mad head became 4:30 & then 4:00 am . Once we left Camberwell to go to HollyHead in Wales, we arrived at the Guest House so early that the landlady had just got up "And you've traveled from where" she asked, scratching her head Another time we were in convoy with our VW camper & it started to play up & overheat, the old man stopped with us at a Garage about 70km hours outside Calais. We got a mechanic to look it over as we had about 5 hrs before we got the ferry.In all it took about half an hour to fix, though not before the F-in law jumped in his car, scarlet faced "I cant miss that ferry" and sped off, abandoning us. I did laugh though It's like a disease to some & makes other peoples lives a misery. Funny enough my boys Grandfather is much the same, he clucks about like a red faced rooster " Mustn't be late " no wonder the ol' Scoutmaster has got high blood pressure If somethings that important you'll get there, otherwise don't sweat the small stuff W**F

Next ?

Tarot/Waynetta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I dont think you.ll ever make it to the bar, legal > eagle. Felt tip you have run out of ink . If I was > a taliban member all the women would be wearing > burkhas. Theres no need to be trollphobia either. __________________________________________________________ Is it Wine o'clock already ? http://www.funatiq.com/images/reserved-sign.jpg * pops cork * W**F

DaIzie :)) 696 ( on the nose ) Good luck W**F

Ok Easy one that. Buy a helicopter with a rocket launcher on it, if you're on time great, just land & go If not, fire rockets at the designated rendezvous, they'll never know you were late Next ? W**F

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Has anyone asked for a 69 yet? ____________________________________ Oh Daizie What i'd do to give you the big 69 on my *Bonus balls* lottery ( did you just slide of the sofa there ? ) However, I did nominate Sean to have that special number ( funnily he hasn't said no, which I'm taking as a yes , if you catch my drift. I think he likes that position(in the list) don't you ? ) How about 696 as a novelty threesome ? * fans self & lays down * W**F

Caution, this link has a naughty word in it Oh, how appalling ( but I'll look anyway ) W:))::oF

I was feeling left out here..... (better now though) W**F

I'm quite liking the Peckham Tip at the moment We've been going out down in the Bellenden Road area lately. There's a nice friendly crowd down there & the legendary Meat Wagon pitches up regularly, It's not unusual to meet people who come from North london just to try his burgers. I've also discovered some niche businesses, up-cycle furniture makers & such like. So is it better than East Dulwich ? I don't think you can compare really, I'm just glad they complement each other. I like the creative Village-y feel in & around the Bellenden Road , the housing stock is quietly grand & diverse communities live side by side . I do also enjoy the variety & scope in the Lordship lane area too, we are spoilt for choice I'd say Long may it continue W**F ( I will check the market out )

I saw it yesterday ( even stevie wonder couldn't miss it ) It really made me smile & I spoke to the Bajan guy painting it.. "Yeah man, we wanted to go for the WOW factor" It certainly worked "Wow aren't I glad I don't live opposite" I said to myself W**F

Forumenterra ? http://www.venere.com/img/mappe/mediterraneo/new%20island/formentera.gif W**F

globalskier Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd like to play and donate, although I'm just a > forum lurker. > Please could I have numbers 206 and 1978? > Thanks. _______________________________________________ globalskier With taste like this... "Consider yourself officially Un-Lurked" [http://www.ibherdesign.com/eb/206-widebodykit/peugeot-206-widebody-kit.jpg206 http://retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/08/05/widescreen1000.jpg1978 Good luck in the draw.. W**F

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I had the misfortune of working for Top Gear > magazine, and consequently ran across Clarkson > with more regularity than is healthy. > > Suffice to say that he's not playing a character, > that's him. He's so obnoxious it's almost > perverse. > > He was fliming down one end of our carpark, and we > were down the other - around 100 yards away - > having our usual fag break. He completely lost it > because he thought we were looking at him. We were > subject to a tirade of abuse and then forbidden > from smoking when Clarkson was around. > > What a prat. ____________________________________ So, were you or weren't you looking at him ? W**F

Of course.... I might read the article on-line, though The Telegraph does make good fire lighting material on these chilly nights "It burns with a fury like no other" W**F (Vauxhall=The Express on Sunday I reckon Mr Ben, somebody pass that on to him please )

Try this http://www.shedworking.co.uk/ W**F

Yes A very pleasant evening, it's a very pleasant "furb" they've done there I missed you there *Bob* ( as always, incognito ) W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well I suppose I could accept 616. > > Perhaps 333 is still available? After all, I am > only a 'little devil'. ____________________________________________________ 616 & 333 for *Bob* * pours gravy & adds sprig of parsley * " Table 333 & 616.. away" "Yes Chef" W**F

Dear All I am going to make the FINAL DRAW ( somehow ) this weekend * hand/paw on heart * I have let the game run & run so we can raise more money, admin's help in making this a "sticky" has been great All the contributions & your patience is greatly appreciated I personally have really enjoyed this game, getting people on board & acquiring the prizes. One last push, please badger those who haven't played. (I don't mind being shameless here) Keep 'em peeled ( while I figure out how to do it in some style ) Love The W♡♡F X ( In the spirit of fairness myself & Mark won't be playing , though than you for considering & nominating numbers on our behalf )

TheArtfulDogger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > WooF really needs to post that list now of who has > what... and also let us know when he is actually > doing the draw and not just promising us the earth > :-S ________________________________________________________ OK No "the earth" promises were made as far as I remember Anyway "don't look now.." * points skyward * You'll fall in "the Nidd" W**F

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 666, please. > > Yours diabolically, > Damien. _______________________________________________________ Welcome *Damien* That 666 is a diabolical choice ( narnia bagsied it already & 999 ) I can throw you a life line though... The real number of the beast is actually 616 How does that sit with you, do fancy that one ? ( plus you can choose 1 extra *bonus* ball number ) W**F

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cool, sorry for being so stupid. Can I have 777 > and 1645 please w**f? _____________________________________________________ Brendan Welcome & thanks for playing 777 is a good number ( if I could play I'd have probably chosen that one ) 1645 is also your number now Good luck & you've got nice balls ( which is a bonus ) W**F