Miles

What do I win? Ladygooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ???? Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > BTW, were there any photos from the last > one.?..i > > think I avoided the camera.... > > There are indeed photos - look for the thread down > the page. A prize for any who can spot Miles!

Very good, that made me lol hard. Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Miles, do not allow stage fright to disappoint the > Laydeeeeez. > > Could be a flop. That would never do.

Oh the pressure :-S RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm hoping I might finally make it along to this > one - and not just because I want to get a good > look at Miles...

Assuming you live up to your name it'll be a pleasure to meet you ;-) Saucy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hello! Being pretty new to ED not sure if we have > to sign up for these drinks on the 6th or just > rock up? Would love to meet everyone,it all sounds > riotous!

I'm on my way and loving your user name :p dita-on-tees Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hmmm yes come over the bad side of the tracks with > us trollops in Forest Hill or indeed the strumpets > of Honor Oak Park. There will be no needlework, > curtain twitching or domesticity in SE23. Now > that Miles is officially a bad boy, acd and > bounder he will fit right in..... > > > Miles Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > > > > > I think your silence speaks volumes. > > Away to the trollops of Forest Hill with you. > > Leave the pure womenfolk of ED to their > > needlepoint and tending to their households. > > As well of course having to endure the base > > carnality of their husbands. > > I think of each EDette being like Mrs Doyle, > you > > know "When you see him standing over you with > his > > lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade > yourself. > > can you imagine it?" > > It's not an exact quote but I'm sure you get > the > > flavour. > > I'll never forget the look on Mrs Doyle's face, > > I'm sure she did. > > So less it, right.

B) jaybee82 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yep, I'll be there too...the intrigue surrounding > local 'lothario' Miles has begun to get the better > of me! Might have to pick up a few tips!

I dont think I'm doing that well, but I'm working on a few of my friends to come along. There is a joint birthday party on the same night though, that will account for most of them. I have to work the next morning so the EDF drinks is more sensible option for me. karter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Miles, i think generally people are thinking you > will be spoilt for choice so don't forget to take > some friends along that are single of course, you > wouldn't want to disappoint the ladies of ED now.

I find that's the best way to get myself into trouble, run in blindly and hope for the best. KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Careful Miles ya never know what ur signing yaself > up for! ;-) :)-D

Put me down on the list, I'll be coming along.

With you as my social secretary I don't think I'll miss out :)) KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I do wish youd keep up Next EDF Drinks

I plan to be at the next drinks, just waiting of date, time and location :))

Yes. A good sleep has left me all cheered up :D

Yes my apologies, I came home rather cranky last night. KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Miles my dearest I hardly think LP expressed a > "problem" with sexuality just simply offering some > ideas for this potential dating agency and > vetting... I'm sure you wouldn't want to be > disappointing the customers now ;-)

Do you have a problem with people who are gay or bisexual? LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Miles - you do realise that it is for both sexes > to use, therefore you may need to declare your > bi-sexual status if you want to vet all of the > potential applicants (or get a nice young lady as > required in this thread to assist)

I like the sound of that and I'll happily vet the applicants. LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Administrator - can we have a new topic section > set up for > > Miles and his amazing dating agency ? > > I am sure reading all the threads here that it > would be popular and would solve a lot of the > problems with single people in ED and may lead to > a population explosion (or the Primary Care Health > trust setting up a STD screening clinic)

:devil: LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > KalamityKel Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > hush Luv thats our secret ;-) > > > Miles - what ever you do don't suggest a quick > game of 'kiss chase' with Kel.... I haven't been > able to walk properly since....

Best you get your strength up first ;-) KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ooo an invitation! lemme go get some brekkie > first ;-) lol

Good fishing... more info can be obtained via pm. KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ah for that I may need a little more > information... height, leg length and perhaps shoe > size for example ;-)

I should get you to write my next singles add :)) KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > do u have a nice shapely and muscular body too? > ;-)

:) Not just a pretty face ;-)

I've always thought if you don't ask you don't get. With a bit less game playing and a bit more direct action I'm sure people would be a lot happier. I don't think its right to put up a description online, but feel free to pm me for more information. TillieTrotter Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wow, Miles you've really started something here. > There has always been the odd bit of flirting > going on but your straight forwardness seems to > have done the job. > > I'm still intrigued, by the way, as to whom upset > you by laughing. Can't we have a description. > I'm personally not worried as I didn't get a > chance to speak to you.

No, Miles went off with some miserable woman and his life was a mess.

After last night I could do with a good rub down. (tu)

Boo, I'm booked already for 21st