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brum

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  1. Hi ho Huguenot Step in from the cold Sit by the fire, Huguenot Tell your stories untold.
  2. juice
  3. With a hey nony no! A stick and a hoe Duck your head son - Brendan's got his gun!
  4. Being handed change with a note pushed into the palm of your hand quickly followed by a pile of coins on top. Suddenly a simple exchange becomes a precarious balancing act to prevent the coins from sliding off. I used to serve behind a bar and always put the coins into the hand first. So much easier!
  5. A country that produces good wine, enjoys a warmer climate and provides excellent camping facilities (so I hear) can't bee too bad, IMO.
  6. Indeed. Quite right too.
  7. Thank you LM, for realising the many benefits to be had with a small one, beyond just digging small holes.
  8. Yes she was - but as I said, it was a small tremor, not an earthquake. Had she not been dressed appropriately, I suspect I may have completely fallen over.
  9. Why, only seeds that will become strong healthy plants, LM. I have a small trowel. And I like it.
  10. I felt a slight tremor earlier this evening, in the presence of a beautiful woman. Maybe there is some truth in it.....
  11. Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- >> In which case, we could all dibb together! Group dibbing. Now we're talking! I have a small trowel. Will that be acceptable?
  12. Miss Hope Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hello Sweet Lovers > >> Brum; Fireman's Hoses - tragically out of > production. > I'm gutted. Chewing on a fireman's hose would have been a special treat.
  13. soup
  14. ...why don't they simply wear longer tops? And it may also prevent them from catching a nasty chill.
  15. Dear Miss Hope - on a recent visit to your fine establishment, I noticed that you don't seem to stock Firemen's Hoses. Are there any plans to introduce them in the future? I am asking on behalf of others, as it was my great misfortune as a child to over-indulge on them and make myself 'ill', thereby preventing me from enjoying them ever again... :(
  16. Woof is The Doctor. How else could he take that photo without going back to 1982? Perhaps this also explains why woof is so dismissive of the daleks..... Disturbingly, there's 2 cars in that photo (a yellow Vauxhall Chevette and a green Mini) that look identical to ones I used to own.
  17. No tubes I'm afraid, but you could get the train to either East Dulwich or Forest Hill and pick up a bus (185 or 176) to take you the rest of the way (5-10 mins journey)
  18. Having to confess my misdemeanour to the attending fire crews was the worst bit.
  19. I caused a mass evacuation of a 9 storey office block (mostly occupied by fire brigade HQ offices) by burning my toast. Not my proudest moment, considering my profession! :-$
  20. Ah Brendan you too are correct. I can now picture what the pub sign will look like!
  21. Yes LB you are quite right. In fact Green and Blue ought to be renamed for the same reasons. I suggest 'All The Colours Of The Rainbow In A Non-Politically Biased Sense'. Though I doubt the front facia will be large enough to accommodate the new name!
  22. LOL Cassius. I fear you may be right!
  23. brum

    Bald

    :-$. I won't really LM. Just kidding you x
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