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Stick to what you believe in and vote green LM. Otherwise it's just tactical voting, which is so.... 'common'.

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Went to the National Gallery this weekend and was > reminded of this: > > While Titian was mixing his madder, > His model reclined on a ladder. > Her position, to Titian, suggested coition, > So he rushed up the ladder and 'ad her. Laughed out loud at that one!

Well done GG. It sounds like you've found an eating plan that works for you and I really admire you for being prepared to risk something new and different to achieve your goals. I agree with you that Huguenot was being patronising...but you know what really matters.

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Have you heard a Scot say anything affectionately? When quoting Robbie Burns.... yes! "Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin'-race! Aboon them a' ye tak your place, Painch, tripe, or thairm: Weel are ye wordy of a grace As lang's my arm."

Narnia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yeah you too.........you don't write prettier! > ...awww thanks! :-$

Narnia, to suggest a comparison of prettiness, well its true that I'm the proverbial thorn in the rose bush.... But your lead can't possibly be by 113 points. I just can't believe that! ;-)

Well she is, there's no doubt about that *Bob*! But as a fair, reasonable person (which I am sure you are) you wouldn't let yourself be swayed by such overtly subversive tactics, would you? ;-)

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Wotever. I want my feckin' points for Brian > Moore!!! > Jason Donovan and Phil Bennett surely trumps a hooker?! Points please!

Ladymuck Wrote:Incidentally, how did you manage to scratch your > own nip? ------------------------------------------------------- Ahem....! I could not possibly comment....!

Actually LB, my Welsh uncle was with me and immediately vouched for this hero of Welsh rugby. And me? I didn't have a clue!

...perhaps it can be the first entry on a new thread... 'Things to do before we snuff it'...

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brian Moore was Hooker for the England rugby team > and later rugby commentator. No front teeth, ears > like cabbages, face like a bull dog licking p*ss > off a thistle. Nice bloke though. No idea if he > cheated on anyone. But I can tell you he was > arguing with the ticket seller at Chancery Lane > underground. This reminds me of the time I was queuing for a press pass to get into Twickenham, when the ageing gent in front of me was being refused entry by an indignant young official. Exasperated, the man turned around, asking if anyone could confirm to the official who he was. It was Phil Bennett. Welsh rugby wizard of the 70's.

I think that touching nips is an excellent idea, LM. It just has to be done in a certain way.....

Alas, there are no reds, or greens, or pinks, or any other colour snooker balls in this vicinity. We need a snooker hall! (Great idea for a thread, I think)

I accidentally scratched my left one last night. And yes, I screamed too ::o

Jason Donovan once walked up to me and introduced himself. He was high as a kite. And dressed in stockings and suspenders. Points please!

I saw Mark Owen a while back, whilst trying to gatecrash a Duran Duran come-back gig in Camden (don't ask) and I too was taken aback by just how short he was. Mind you, he got in and I didn't. Don't know why.

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Out drinking at Franklins with another forumite > last night...offered my house keys as payment for > a bowl of chips! Hmmmm. Worse, this wasn't due > to alcohol consumption - I had but moments before > knocked over my untouched glass of cider all over > myself. Should I be worried? Hold on there LM, you've only told half the story about the cider..... I happen to know that the other forumite was coerced in to holding you up to the hot air hand-drier in the gents loo, to try and dry your wet jeans. This was an experience said forumite won't forget in a hurry. The barmaid won't either, after she nervously poked her head around the door to enquire about the rumpus, only to be greeted by the vision of you all legs-a-kimbo and said forumite looking very sheepish..... So yes, perhaps you should be a bit worried!

Longing

Yes but it doesn't sound so good, Steve.

A tiger has guile and intelligence. It is quick and powerful. It hunts down prey much larger than itself. A polar bear catches fish.

In the scheme of things, does it really matter? A few dead flowers tied to a lampost. So what? It's not as if they affect anyone. The fact that they are there tells people that someone died there, probably in an accident that was preventable. If it makes just one person adjust their driving, or be more careful when crossing the road, then I say it's a good thing. Leave them be.

Do all these things, folks, but also check your nearest fire exits. Seriously.

Chris Evans

Lonely