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OliviaDee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > * edited because i got the wrong body parts and > the wrong holes and made a t1t of myself. It is easily done!

I may have got this wrong, but I recall Desmond Morris once suggesting that the breasts evolved once we started walking on two feet. Before then, females would attract males by simply sticking their bottoms in the air. Once we became bipeds, this obvious signal was not so.... well, obvious. So women, being very clever, grew their breasts larger and made them permanent to imitate a pair of bum cheeks (not exactly Desmond's words)... and when you think about it chaps, the view 'from behind' is not too dissimilar to the ladies' cleavage view from the front! Plausible?

Dear OP, what a splendid read your thread has become. Wise words yet devilishly funny too. Bravo old bean! And three cheers to all one's contributors! Brom

sweetgirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > free home safety check & smoke alarms fitted by > your local fire stn.... call 08000 284 428 absolutely! Check your smoke alarms and replace the batteries if need be. If anyone wants more specific advice on top of calling the LFB number above then please PM me (I'm a fire officer). To put things into perspective, fires like this are thankfully rare. Just take some simple precautions and stay safe folks.

....perhaps even a flying Dutchman?

Crikey I've been moved from The Lounge! Awesome. Have you heard of the latest exercise craze at ESPH? Its called..... PiRates *collective groan*

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I blame the heat. Sends one a bit off-kilter, so-to-speak. I need a good stiff drink. G&T perhaps. Then a cold shower.

oh go on... What about some nice doggy treats as a reward?

legalbeagle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Personally I always attend "Dog About Town" in > Peckham. My pooch always comes up a treat after a > trip down there (though she does come out smelling > rather like a tarts knicker drawer...........) Sounds ok to me! Let me know next time she goes.... I like a good sniff.

I believe that strapless sun dresses worn by ladies are quite acceptable these days, provided that the lady displays the narrow white lines where her straps should be, thereby indicating that her exposure is merely temporary.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > rolled-up trousers, birds on the shoulder and > tricorne hats - this place is a hotbed of > piratical activity! > > *swashes buckle* I really think you're onto something here moos. Who knows, next thing, we'll be seeing The Sea Cow change its name to 'The Sea Dog', The Ukelele Club to The Hornpipe Club, the The Black Cherry to The Black Spot.... arrr.... shiver-me-timber-decking.

I say, are ladies allowed in the Club these days? Not that I mind the sight of a young fillie in her summer dress, riding her bicycle down Kings Road on a sunny morn, with her skirts all a-billowing to expose a shapely thigh, but really one must have standards.

...because the runway is too short to land planes? ;-)

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I got Spotted Dick on the back seat of the number > 12. Well that'll teach you for waving it about like that, in an oh-so unsavoury fashion....

And of course, all this following the peculiar sight of rolled-up trouser legs (or rolled-down shorts, depending upon one's orientation)!

Indeed. Such regression in standards of dress will ultimately lead to the inevitable... one becoming more akin to......... an Australian. Oh the shame of it. A slippery slope, gentlemen. A slippery slope.

jalapeno Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did anyone see a man with a bird (the winged > variety) on his shoulder walking down LLL Sunday > before last father's day)? Yes! I saw him only yesterday. It looked like a big cockatoo.

Just seen.... A long haired man wearing a purple tricorn hat. And breeches.

There's more of uz notherners on this forum than you might think!

...the boss is shagging his secretary?

Sheep

Happy birthday Ladymuck! Forget the curtsy, just let me give you a massive hug!

Flock

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