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brum

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  1. bottom
  2. ration
  3. Spain deserved it. Though I'm disappointed it wasn't more of a spectacle.... Holland just didn't turn up.
  4. Damaged by a finger nail in a play-fight. Well you did ask!
  5. poet
  6. OliviaDee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > i once had a poo, breast fed and took a conference > call all at the same time. Not video conference call, one would hope!
  7. Funnily enough LB, I thought the same thing and was quite disappointed to find that my search for a new pair of man teats must continue!
  8. steveo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A ginger skinhead used to drink in the ED. 'Cut > here' dotted line around neck and swastika on > forehead. It was a good look. I once saw a skinhead with '555' tatooed on the back of his head. After a few drinks I felt brave enough to ask him why. He said he thought it was the sign of the devil, but got it wrong. True story. Acceptable: Swallows on back of hands between thumb and forefinger (a Navy thang) Small tattoo of a tiger on a lady's inner thigh (a Brum thang)
  9. I'm reading Marquez now. Not on a beach but being compelled none-the-less. Action assured.
  10. What a difficult day for Andrew's family. I hope he returns home safe and well.
  11. Sorry, I just can't shake the image of your poor dog being used as a bum-wipe.
  12. brum

    Gazza

    *Imagines agent choking on his paella*
  13. Finger
  14. Snake
  15. Flaunting
  16. Fragrant
  17. Bodies
  18. Any more strange nocturnal incidents to report? Anyone? I was woken last night by a naked man running along the road yelling 'I'm a pervert!!' but these days such events are not so strange so hardly worth a mention.
  19. Celestial
  20. Come back soon Jimmy. You will be missed.
  21. If it's likely the car is a write off, the insurers may not provide a courtesy car for you, even if your cover includes it. Call them and they should help you on this. This happened when my mums car was written off last year. You may however be able to hire a car until you get a replacement and claim back the costs from the other person's insurance company as this accident was clearly not your fault!
  22. Yet another good reason to keep a dog.
  23. What a very good reason to keep a pet dog... ideal for those hard-to-reach places....! ;-)
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