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Beam me up, Scotty

Ball

Ahaaa! (Alan Partridge)

Mashed

Wots yur name and where d'yu cum from?

bowl

stevebailey Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I beg to differ > > http://www.localhistories.org/bermondsey.html Ah, the internet... suddenly everyone is an expert on everything! Whether the island is called an 'eg' or 'eyot' (both would be correct) my story is basically true. At least as far as my Archaeology lecturer at Birkbeck College told me!

A lot of people know that. Start your own thread!

In medieval times, the area south of the river opposite St Katharines Dock was often flooded at high tide, except for a few pieces of high ground called 'eyots'. The owner of these eyots was a man called Lord Beormund, so they became known as 'Beormund's Eyots'... hence the name, Bermondsey. Not a lot of people know that.

Not a lot of people know that. Michael Caine.

Glances

Machine

We're aaalll dooomed!!! (Private Fraser whenever things took a turn for the worst - as they often did in Dads Army!)

Up

As I'm the grandma in this romp, I assure you that my top is not low cut, but you're right about the little stroke

All the better for feasting on you, little girl!

Not far off the mark there Moos. Except I never wear hats.

So that is how its done! I was just using a pritt stick in front of a mirror. Thanks for the tip. *books urgent appointment at Xtreme Lashes Clinic, Hollywood Boulevard*

Does it rain in Scotland!

Narnia, for girls, the answer is YES! Vive la difference is what I say.

Thank you for asking Karrie, but it's been a bit of a disaster really. A wierd allergic reaction meant that although my whites were whiter than the whitest thing, my eyelids puffed up, resulting in me having to squint to see anything at all. Not a particularly attractive sight. I didn't fare any better with the extensions. Having purchased said items, I soon realised that sticking them on is not so easy, especially with my puffed-up, swollen lids. At the crucial eye-catching moment, whenever I started to blink furiously to draw attention to their impressive length, they started to droop. As you can imagine, the vision of me blinking and squinting with my eyelashes drooping did not solicit the sort of reaction I had hoped for. What a palarva.

kpc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pie safe doesn't work for me. How about i-Pie and > an app to tell me what pie to eat when. apple iPie, surely?

Dance Away - Roxy Music

I think it's a fair point that there should be some degree of appropriateness shown when dressing for a work environment. Personally I don't mind at all if a lady shows off a bit of flesh however some may consider it inappropriate. The spoil sports.

How do you play bullsh*t bingo? It's just I'm on way to a meeting right now and don't expect to be anywhere near low cut tops and the only buns I'm interested in are iced ones.