djfitz

I thought Peckham Rye Park only had one side to it. Well I never!

It's like a different language...

I notice you didn't dismiss the idea of a brothel, though. Glad to see that option is still on the table.

jaybee82 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw Jason Statham in the Dog in Dulwich Village > last week. Apparently he's in there all the time. He's probably still waiting to get served!

What a very good idea. I wish I had done this. Instead I started off by (inadvertantly) starting a fight with someone on the Forum who later turned out to be a work colleague! (you know who you are and I still apologise for sounding like a tw@t). Terrifically embarrasing but quite exciting nonetheless. Since then I have stuck to posting irrelevant garbage. May you have a more succesful intro than I.

LuvPeckham Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- .... > That said, anyone want a blank credit card and > cloning kit - Going cheap as I nicked it from > djFitz before he was banged up in the State Penn > for crimes that I would rather not mention > here.... B) I knew it! If you hadn't swiped me cloner I could have bought that ticket to Rio before the filth caught up with me and I'd be sitting back drinking Pina Colada's like they're going out of fashion now! You've been warned !

That is now being used as a paper-weight and to keep the door open.

State Penn 98 to life

"Picture a busy bartender, running around, gathering liquors, liqueurs, cordials, apertifs, 17 types of glassware, 3 types of ice, all from memory, trying to appease Serial Orderer on a busy night. He also has the past 3 order memorized as he hasn't entered them onto the respective guests' checks" I can definitely picture this bartender - nay God! - but he doesn't work round here.

You'll have to pay extra for a 'Blow In', no matter whence you hail. Caesar.

woodie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > sure, thats why i mentioned the smu reset..so any > similar people such as I will not have to pay a > fortune to get the machines going again. cheers > though. glad to know youre around if needed. Em... If my PC is not working then how would I have accessed this life saving gem of information . . . ?

I was in "the lounge" of a pub in the arse-end of Endinburgh once. A really horrible kip where you were served your pints through a small hatch that communicated with the public bar. The seats were all ripped up, the walls dented, and the air heavy with a recent death (I'd call it An Unkind Warmth - a little bit when you go into a small lavatory that's been occupied by the same person for over twenty minutes having a poo). Anyhoo, this hagard old crone came in, all pissed up and mouthy. She stuck her hed into the hatch and barked at the keep for some Tennents. The guy on the other side of the wall shouted at her to get out "You're barred since last night, you stupid *****" he yelled. I looked at my mate and thought "F*ck! What the f*ck did she do to get barred from this dangerous kip? Kill someone?" Needless to say, we did not hang around to find out. I am a coward.

Synge Street Christian Brothers School (CBS) Just off South Circular Road. In Dublin. Well, it was local for me. Christian Brothers, generally, used to be sadists. But not as bad as the nuns. *shudder*

rotten

No need. We all know what you mean(t).

That's correct Brendan. Apparently, upstairs will feature a Contemporary Latin Brothel. It will have reduced rates for folk what live in East Dulwich. On a Thursday there will be free entry for ladies. So to speak.

Maybe another branch of the Adventure franchise!

Is the G-spot smaller than the G-unit?

A young lady goes to her doctor complaining of really bad headaches. He instructs her to strip off all her clothes and stand at the far end of the room, by a long mirror. "Will this cure my headaches, doctor?" she asks. He peered over his glasses and, rubbing his chin in a sagely kind of way, replied "Trust me. I'm a doctor" After stripping off he asks her to stand on her head. "So this will cure my headaches, will it?" she asks again. "Please, just do as I ask" he said. As she is precariously balanced upside down he walks up behind her, whips her legs apart, and rams his chin down into her crotch. He looks at himself in the mirror and says: "Yeah, the lads were right. A beard wouldn't suit me at all!"

A guy walks into a bar. As he gets to the counter all the lights go out. In the darkness he turns to the person next to him. "Want to hear a blonde joke?" he asks. "Before you start this joke, there's something I should tell you'" says the female voice at his side. "I'm blonde. I'm also a professional boxer. My friend is blonde too and she's a marine. My other friend is also blonde. and she's a semi-pro wrestler. So, are you sure you want to tell this joke?" "Well not if I have to explain it three times! F*ck it!"

Better still, have all the taps and optics and glasses on the other side of the bar. We could then walk up to the counter, pour our drinks ourselves and then give them the money. We could easily work out how much to give them ourselves being possibly quicker at adding up in our heads.

Proper order!

Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What a load of bollocks!!!!!! > > Bar staff are as good at their job as they are > boozers. I LOVE working behind a bar and in fact, > if I could earn my salary pulling pints I would be > a very happy girl. > Do you work in a pub at present? Even part time? If you do and can take an order for six or eight drinks in one go without having to ask me "Two gins, a coke... what else was there..?" then I will gladly drink in your establishment for the rest of my days! In fact, if anyone can recommend a pub with bar-folk like this in/about ED please tell me.

That is real good!

In America. De Niro, Woods, Sergio Leone. There's too much salt in this.