I know this guy as "Prince Charles Man": I first met him on a P13, Prince Charles Man was welcoming everyone onto the bus as though it were his: "Hello, welcome, come on to my bus, have a seat." People getting off the bus, by contrast, would be shouted at: "Get the f*** off my bus!! Go on, get off, you can't stay on my bus!" He clearly decided that I looked like a trustworthy type, because after a while he sat opposite me and admitted that it wasn't really his bus, but people still listened to him because he was "a big black b*stard". He then explained that the bus actually belonged to Prince Charles, and went off on a lengthy monologue about the relative merits of Diana and Camilla, and the parentage of Prince Harry. Since then every time I see him, the subject of Prince Charles seems to come up.