Squirrel

Hello everyone, I am also a 1st timer here, this is the 1st ED issue i've read + i think I have a story Ms Smalls might like 2 hear!! Last year when I was working in a pub in Nunhead, 1 of my colleagues arrived 2 work extremely ditressed! Reason being, the night before she'd been walking her dog through Peckham Rye Park and spotted a man about 50 yards in front of her squatting down and looking her way... As she got closer she realised that this man was not only having a fat poo but smiling at her whilst he did so... She (not literally) shit her self, grabbed her dog, swore at him and run home. That night she reported it to the police but strangely whilst walking her dog the next morning, she spoke 2 her other dog walking friends in P.Rye park and not only found someone else who'd had the same experience but who'd also heard of others that had seen him too... Ha Ha!! Vile but hilarious!! They reffered to him as the Peckham Rye Pooer... Brilliant!!! Doesn't sound like Ms Smalls's Pooer as he was apparently not at all apolegetic, in contrast looked like he was having a great time, but might possibly be the same Pooer that alba has seen... Perhaps the Peckham Rye Pooer is branching out?! Thought u all might like to know. x