cohen22

Not a great place. Always seems to have private events thus barring the general public from the establishment when convenient for the owners. I agree with the previous post that the walled garden is nice. Spacious, well planted and a sun trap with a charcoal barbecue. Just don't light a cigarette! while you enjoy your £6.00 pint. If you dare you will be politely asked to go and stand 5 metres from where you are sitting to go and stand on the pavement. Bizarre. It's not a pub. It's a function room.

All of your posts suggest that you don't want any events at Peckham Rye. Are you okay to promote and partake in 'free events' and what are these? Would you sanction a dog show for instance?

It would have you taken you less time to put your Wellingtons on than to type this ridiculous post. Pathetic.

306 Medical Centre. Can't fault them.

Gosh. Blah Blah bu*****t. Alfa Mist is a hugely talented pianist and composer. You are missing out. You should have a listen to the Mahogany Sessions. A lovely introduction. Antiphon is an absolute gem of an album. Sounds like you are one of those people that often appears on this site that never actually uses the beautiful Peckham Rye Park but is quite happy to carp on about non existent litter and dog mess. What a sad chap you are. Ear plugs should sort out the stand up acoustic bass and maybe a long lunch at Franklins will sort your bleary eyed family out. There's plenty of 'background ether' (sic) there.

But my goodness he does whinge. Nothing seems to please the man. Always moaning. Always griping. Shame he can't remove that dreadful tea towel from his glazed front door. Unsightly.

How not now.

How rude. You should tone it down. I walk my dog in the park everyday. It's a gorgeous space and well respected by all who use it. The picture you paint is completely inaccurate. It will be guaranteed that you are not a regular user. Save your ill judged spiel and awful language for twitter. Silly man.

Shut up and get back in your reactionary isolation box. I'm an ABC1 (sic) and could arch my phlegm in your direction at any time.

Creditwheredue. Read that as bankrupt. Humdinger. You are the antithesis of that. You would have both shit yourselves if you had been in that position. Just crawl back underneath your duvets and release the pause on your daytime TV. Hopefully it's you next time. Twats.

Try a single with a buggy board.

Ivy is an invasive plant.

I can guarantee that you drive a car and it's a diesel!!

More hot air from you than a wood burner!! Come on baby light my fire!!

For 'BusyRabbit' read 'Busybody'. You can find a life on the Co-op's reduced counter if you look carefully enough!!

You've just committed a criminal offence. Silly man.

The only owl that 'hoots' is a Tawny. All others 'shriek' or 'cry'.

There is obviously a very large hole in your tiny little life. There's a Waitrose in Beckenham. I would suggest you moved there... or maybe just move back to France!!

He has lived in California for years. He always rejects offers on the property.

Thank heaven's it wasn't your Jimmy Choo's!!

Gosh. Isn't life hard sometimes. Hey ho it's Monday tomorrow!

How lovely!

It was pitch black. Do you not get out much? Terrible things these children's parties. If poorly run they can, literally, send shockwaves through your community. Maybe you should put some headphones on and get back to your NCIS!!

Definitely a 'GM' moment.