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Is there or is there not an outstanding debt on the account?

He is paying for a service, he is not getting said service. So why is he still paying? Why has the direct debit not been cancelled? Sod the people in the queue - if his card does not work then their records will show no entry into the gym. Stop paying the money, simples. Write to the bank, recorded delivery, cancelling the D/D. Write to the gym, recorded delivery, explaining why you have cancelled. If his card has genuinly not worked for a number of months and there is NO record of him entering the gym despite the attempts, then go straight to the Small Claims Court to get his money back. It will cost peanuts to lodge the claim. https://www.gov.uk/make-court-claim-for-money/court-fees This is not hard...

Check out the new Scientology GATII Success stories... http://www.56.com/u73/v_MTE1MDcxOTQy.html (8 minutes) Embrace your inner bonkersness. Utter bloody loonies, the lot of them. Your mileage may vary, of course..

This is my random act of kindness. If you don't get it back soon PM me and I will help you out getting a replacement. All the best..

I'm assuming the lad's degree is in one of the "softer" subjects, like Knitting and Crocheting?

Whut? Is my hearing aid playing up again?

They don't work in the CITY City. Nobody I know uses the term "Guys" in normal conversation. But then again I work in EEEEVVVIIILLLL Oil and Gas and so may well be out the loop. I'm guessing HR, or even worse, Digital fcuking Marketing.

Oh, gosh... East Dulwich on the following caviats -: Use Foxtons as your agents. Bid 50K above in a sealed bid. Become a patron of THE CHERRY TREE!!! Buy an out-sized 1 child, 3 bed, 3 bath buggy. Ensure the Mummy has a ridicule worthy tale. Taze anyone within 50ft of your blue bin. Definitely be a communist so you can feign outrage over private contracts.

That damned nature thing, how dare it?

Addison Lee - ?74.50 from Landcroft Road to T4 (at 7am on Bank Holiday Monday).