I went to Heber Road between 1950 and 1954, and still have some very vivid memories, mostly of things happening against a very dreary background. I can clearly remember getting into fights, both in the playground and on the way home - but I haven't the faintest recollection of what any of them were about. I can still picture the scene during an especially bruising encounter with a kid called Billy Reckitts (I believe), and excited boys formed a ring around us in the playground, cheering us on. My first two years were passed in a kind of haze: I had several women teachers (including supply teachers) who seemed to dislike me - one, Mrs Perkins, told my Mother I was supercilious. It may have been true, but I had no idea what she meant. I then had a very exciting and rather frighteningly unpredictable man for two years, who really got me excited by subjects like history, English, music, and science. I still remember his full name: Alfred Frederick David John Hatton. He was a church organist and choir master, and a superb pianist. But his temper was both very fragile and violent - and I mean violent. He would lash out at boys who annoyed him, and indeed once crashed a desk down on someone's foot - a boy from Glasgow called John Connor, who seemed often to incur Mr Hatton's displeasure. He had an astronomical telescope, a huge brass affair, that he brought into school (how? No car... did he lug it on a bus?) so we could witness a partial eclips of the sun. Perhaps most excitingly of all, he once had a ferocious row with the aforementioned Mrs Perkins, in front of the whole class - and pursued her down the corridor, roaring and shouting. Heber Road was a pretty rough and ready place. The boys' lavatories were a sordid, smelly disgrace, open to the skies and seemingly never cleaned. I can't vouch for the girls', but I bet they were as bad. School dinners were uneatably dreadful - cold, congealed fat, and lumpy jelly made from some sort of powder, were the main themes. Boys were regularly punished with the cane, a fate I managed to avoid. Many kids came from very poor and deprived backgrounds. Only one kid in our class (3HT and 4HT) had a car in their family, and his Dad was a commercial traveller who had it for work. I remember that the rather grim headmaster, a Mr Hester, had a Vauxhall that was parked in the playground sometimes. Food was indeed in short supply generally, and we kids used often to buy bags of chips from the chippy (three old pennies), or lumps of thick stodgy bread pudding from a very flyblown baker's shop. I'm talking about life more than sixty years ago. Only one child had a television in our class, sweets were rationed for most of my time there. The greatest event of our lives to date was the Coronation, on June 2nd 1953. Every kid had a small pack of freebies from the LCC, the then London governing body: a cup and saucer with murky pictures of the Queen and Prince Philip, and a royal blue ballpoint pen. My pen snapped in a week, and the cup and saucer soon followed. I bet none survived very long. The actual day was a national holiday, and it poured heavily. Later that summer, the whole school was marched to Dulwich Village to watch the Queen drive past. The street was cleared of all traffic, we waited for ages while nothing happened, a couple of coppers on motor bikes drove past to loud cheers, and then finally a posh car whizzed by with someone waving a gloved hand. That was it - a swindle! I think I became a secret republican on that hot, dusty, afternoon in 1953! The eleven-plus was the great worry that hung over us all. Under Mr Hatton's ministrations I was lucky and "did well" (for which I should have thanked him, I suppose), but many of my friends were counted as failures. Fancy telling a child of ten that he or she is a failure in life. It was a very cruel and wasteful system - and I'm not sure that we have a system that's significantly better at educating our children sixty years on. Wake up, Britain - we're still divided and held back by a menacing class system.