pencil sharpener / the other day i was sitting in my van at the bottom of dog kennel hill opposite shauns diy shop with a pencil and a sharpener doing what most people with these objects would do , yes your right i was sharpening my pencil . i know its really shocking and now im full of remorse but its 100% true . a woman rudley approached me from a nearby house waearing sandals and resembled a bulldog chewing a bee hive . she told me to pick up the shavings to which i declined explaining its only tiny wood shavings and biodegradable , she then threatened me with the met police and a parking fine as she said she ownes the road . please lady get a life there are some terrible things going on in this world more than enough to worry about tiny bits of wood , pine cones , conkers , branches and other debris fall from trees all the time in London did you know ! did you also know that pencils are made from trees ? i look foward to your comments about my awful wrong doing