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Can anyone reccommend a good prostitute in the East Dulwich area? Preferably female.

I used to play over at the seven a side at Dulwich Hamlet. It could be a bit like the Wild West at times. I remember one team used to be in the toilets snorting Charlie before they went out to play their match. Just as well they don't have drug testing down there. I think some blokes just turn up there looking for trouble. I doubt it was 'H' the ref who got puched as he is a real hard case.

I think that's absolutely amazing....that someone still uses a milkman these days.

I'm not sure about the Boots in Rye lane, but you'll find some lovely big Bootys there.

Is Peckham dodgier then Brixton?

Not sure if I fancy shaving my body hair off to be honest. That is taking the metrosexual thing too far !

Do you have to shave your body hair when you get a spray on tan?

I'm sorry guys.I hang my head in shame. I never thought I'd see the day when I would turn into such a nancy boy. Having said all that, can anyone reccommend a salon in East Dulwich that does a good fake tan?

I'm fair skinned and I'm going on holiday in a couple of weeks. I don't want to look like a milk bottle on the beach so I'm biting the metrosexual bullet and thinking of getting myself some fake tan. I've heard that johnsons do a good one that just gives a gentle tan. Can anybody give me some tips on this kind of thing?

missd I'm not sure if they have looked at it this way. She hadn't come home from work when it happened. I think part of the problem is that when they finish school they are at home on their own until she gets home, so the flat becomes a bit of a youth club (at least that's how she has made it sound to me). I think generally it's all innocent, but of course as more and more youths start to come around there will inevitably one or two dogy ones turn up, which is what has happened. As far as talking to his parents is concerned, like I say, I don't know where he lives and neither do my sons. He seems to be a character who drifts into their neighbourhood. They live on a council estate so sometimes you get drifters hanging around. I'm just around the corner and on the end of the phone, luckily, and boys are with me every weekend so I try to keep a watchful eye over who they hang around with and where they go.

No I don't know him or his parents. My sons reckon he doesn't live around their way and comes up from Camberwell. I'm hoping it was just a one off and it may be a good lesson for my two sons about being more careful about who they chose to hang around with.

sound advice missd.Thanks very much I think you are right.

I've got a dilemma that I would like some advice about. I have teenage sons, 15 and 16, who live with their mum. Of late they have been inviting lots of mates around, some of whom I think may be dodgy characters. Matters came to a head the other day when one of these dodgy characters, a 15 year old boy, decided he wanted to rob them. I got a phone call and rushed round there. Luckily he didn't take anything but he threatened them and when he was outside he was banging on the door. My two lads are quite robust and can look after themselves but this lad clearly intimidated them. Whilst I'm concerned about this situation I'm also annoyed that they have been inviting these youths into their mum's house when we told them not to. I've decided to have my boys stay with me for a few weeks to get them away from their area to break this cycle and nip it in the bud. They're doing their GCSEs so they don't need these distractions. The dilemma I'm wrestling with is this: I'm pretty old school and I really think that they should stand up to this lad if he tries it on again. I'm wondering by having them stay with me is this in some way letting him think that he has got the upper hand, and as a consequence he may try to bully them further when they are back on the scene? On the other hand I am concerned about all the teenage violence and stabbings so I'm worried about telling them to stick up for themselves if this kid suddenly pulls a blade on them. On my way over to their house I saw a police car and told them what was happening but they never turned up. When I got there my sons didn't want the police involved and as nothing had been stolen and no one hurt I decided not to pursue this. I guess I just want to know if I'm doing the right thing having them stay with me for the reasons pointed out above and some other points of view would be much appreciated.