So confused by this forum- people read/dont read/understand/dont understand... so, ive wanted a Porsche all my life and am now (nearly)in the postion to pick 1 up (post wedding though-otherwise im told ill end up footing the bill for the whole thing!). People will think im a complete dick. I can only park it on the street outside my house. What do i do? I do not currently have a Porsche but all the same my car has been Keyed in ED this week (so cant get any worse on that front..) ps, my GF's dyslexic dad is having a bit of a mid-life crisis and has bought a new Porch!! hmmmm