NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden was spotted earlier this morning outside the Co-op on Lordship Lane. The former American intelligence officer had been expected to fly from Moscow's Sheremetyevo airport to Havana, Cuba today. However, it appears his travel plans have altered somewhat. Shocked reporters have jumped on the 176 from Central London and are yet to arrive. TfL are warning of severe disruptions on this route and have advised that regular users of the service find alternate transportion. It is rumoured that Snowden is taking refuge in a safe house in the area, safely protected by Bugaboos and slabs of organic meat.
