Celt

?I was in the Co-Op on Lordship Lane about 12noon today when I saw a middle class-looking main [greying cropped hair, fashionably dressed, with a calico fabric bag] putting items from the reduced cold storage cabinet directly into his bag.? This was definitely not Tony Derfries. People trying car doors every night in ED (you should avail yourself of Kafka?s ?The Trial?), with a broken boiler and speeding on Barry Road with the 1950s BT line problem?

I too rang Glen and said my fridge freezer was making lots of noise and that the freezer was not very cold! He came round the next day and immediately said that the noise meant that the appliance was beyond repair. ?70 for two minutes. Doesn?t get much worse than that!

Nico to the rescue again! Also happy to recommend again, Nico always gets back to you, does what he says he?ll do, all in good time, and at a great price. Very nice and helpful chap too.

Well done you total idiot, we have at least four cameras trained on where you in your little silver van flytipped your mattress and baby gate today at 4.45 p.m. on Horniman Drive! I also took a great video of you slipping away, you, your van, and your reg number, you weasel. Sleep tight. All the authorities have been informed, they are currently looking for you, it will not be long until they collar you. See you next Tuesday!! Oh, and anyone else looking to do the same thing, you have been warned!

That's a long time leaving CataRosca. Funny, you lot must be spooked, I've lived on Horniman for about a decade and never had any problem with any signals, wi-fi or otherwise. You might want to start using that totem pole 'in future'...