Ms Blueberry

there's a whole lot of crap, as usual. good luck to you, lav27.

waking up in your own vomit is a sign of an alcohol problem. and if there is a problem, you won't be happy or even able to do the following. for one week, have 4 days with no alcohol, and only drink half bottle of wine on the other 3. no doubt you're a party animal and don't have a problem. but you may think differently in 10 or 20 years when you're facing breast cancer. happy friday night.

Is anyone in the area who knows why the helicopter is out?

Is there a description of the owner?

Like not answering the phone if the caller's number isn't known, I never open the door before asking 'who is it'? If I'm not interested, a simple 'no thank you' sends them away.

Congratulations to Pearspring for improving the Lordship Lane community.

Prompted by this post, I started looking when out running. There's a huge wall at 16 Playfield Crescent.

I've joked that I'm voting for George Clooney. Seems like best option at the moment.

I recently diligently (and stupidly) bought advanced train tickets from Southern rail from East Dulwich to Gatwick Airport at a cost of ?11.90 each way. I wasted my money as if I'd tapped in using my credit card, the cost would have been only ?6.60. Can anyone explain the sense of this price difference?

I support Woodstock. I love other people's dogs, but I hate and resent having to clear up their dog crap left on the pavement outside the house. Toosmart1973 - put your phone number on this thread so I can call you up to do the crap clearing.

Stay strong cazzyr. Upon first reading, my immediate thought was that assault was a gang initiation.

Identity theft may not be the intention, but worth knowing about. http://www.securitynewsdesk.com/demand-for-locking-wheelie-bins-rises-as-identity-theft-runs-rampant/

Yep. Unsure if that's allowed, but the guards didn't seem too worried.

Watch your heels inside London Bridge station as Uber Eats cyclists (rivals to Deliveroo) zip around at rush hour. They're up for a war of words, so do politely tell them off if you want to see a stellar example of obnoxiousness.