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Saw Jason Statham buying fags in the Dog about 6 months ago...

Top 10 to collect this week are: 279 (Mark Schwarzer) 278 (Australia Emblem Shiny) 351 (Dirk Kuyt) 363 (Daniel Jensen) 521 (Hong Yong Jo) 540 (Bakari Kone) 579 (David Villa)...though wont pay 40m euros!! 192 (Steven Gerrard) 160 (Seol Ki-Hyeon) 274 (Lukas Podolski) Any of those would be huuugely helpful! Ta, James.

Dear Silverfox, I am beginning to develop mild rage symptoms triggered by seeing or hearing anything to do with Peter Andre. I heard 3 seconds of 'Mysterious Girl' the other morning and spent the following 18 minutes stabbing at my ears with a biro. Is this normal?

I can vouch for the Danish oil company - took a photo of this while in Denmark last year and wondered who in their right mind would want to ride about in a balloon with 'Dong' on it...

Or like you have a massive 'Dom Joly-esque' phone...

Oh and I have several of Torres - you're welcome to them!

Cheers for that!! I have attached a list of the sticker numbers I need as have too many swaps to count (tu)

A friend at work said he worked on a building site years ago with a foreman called Sid Wanger.

iPad = Rich man's clipboard

This is completely true...I went to school with a kid called Kok Haw, with a sister called Fanny in the year above. Quirky names are all the rage these days...just ask Bob Geldof.

Good to see we're still dragging that fat lump Heskey about with us. Is it just me thats surprised that Matty Upson got in ahead of both Gary Cahill and Ryan Shawcross?? Both have had better seasons.

Argentina, England and Ghana are all looking pretty bare at the moment...though top of the list is the Portugal emblem shiny. Have got some pretty tasty swaps myself...quite a few Japan players and the trophy itself (quite hard to come by so I've been told!) Have to start swapping more as buying the stickers is sucking the lifeblood from my wallet and the missus is starting to complain...! I'd be delighted to relieve you of JT PGC! Will PM you later.

A few weeks back me and my mates decided it would be a good idea to start collecting Panini Fifa 2010 football stickers as a precursor to the impending World Cup. To make things interesting we all put a tenner in a pot and decided that whoever completes their sticker album the first will win the lot. This cashpot stands at ?170 and I'm currently leading the sticker race...ding dong! So I'm after your help...if you have a son/daughter/granny/uncles sisters cat that collects Panini Fifa SA World Cup 2010 please let me know as I have a massive mountain of swaps to trade...in fact I've become a borderline obsessive over the whole affair. PM me if you have any leads! Oh and remember shiny's are worth 2... Cheers!!! J

You might need to reinstall your display driver if the slider wont move. Find out what type of card it is, go onto their website and download :)-D

Nobody ever really got Mansun in the 90's. Attack Of The Grey Lantern was/is an absolute gem of an album, but they were always overlooked for awards due to being entirely uncharismatic and blase to the point of completely not caring about the prospect of winning anything. Highlights are 'The Chad Who Loved Me' and 'Taxloss'. Look em up on YouTube...

Someone needs to introduce Mr Loaf to a dictionary

I still wonder why people call him 'Meat'. As if his last name is 'Loaf'.

I'm after renting a cottage in the Bude/Ilfracombe/Bideford area over the Bank Holiday weekend at the start of May (Saturday - Monday)...something quaint and cosy by the sea for two. Any recommendations??

Someones been dusting off the silverware at Newcastle United

I do agree, its mildly annoying seeing an untaxed car when you have always kept your own car roadworthy and within the law but there are so many worse crimes going on in London. Its small fry - I doubt I'd report it. Anyway its either got to be taxed or declared SORN, so a computer somewhere will flag them up as a tax-dodger and issue a fine.

Do you reckon this bloke was denied a passport? Cant think why... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8604663.stm

When I was an apprentice I had a boss who took great pleasure in waiting until I had finished something then yelling at me and getting me to re-do it for the most ridiculous reason. I took great pleasure in finding out that in his leisure time he was a frequent flyer at a well known dogging hotspot in the area and chipped in with the golden nugget of info at my leaving drinks. I think he retired soon after...

"I was looking for a job and then I found a job, and heaven knows I'm miserable now" Never fails to make me smile :)

I hear Dulwich Food and Wine is the place to go for that sort of caper

Its for streetcar.com - will probably be home to one of their cars.