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jaybee82

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  1. Thats the one Ted. Ever so sorry, I would have tipped but I'm not a fan of Magic FM, or the 'sandals and white sport socks' combo you were wearing.
  2. People get attacked all the time for no reason...Jimmy Mizen? He was minding his own business in a bakery! Bit of a daft thing to say Beard.
  3. Our cab driver coming back from town last night was complaining that he didnt have a 'woman on the go'. Slightly tubby chap, free and easy with the gags/banter and his cab smelt very fresh indeed - a bit like Pine. We didnt grill him about the other criteria but he should be pretty easy to contact again. Just call Zingo Cabs and ask for Ted.
  4. I got "Never heard of it. Is it out in Surrey somewhere?" I swear places without a tube station don't exist to the average Londoner.
  5. I love that 'good personal hygiene' is now a prerequisite after the phantom shitter.
  6. Really sorry to hear. There goes me with my big ol' Size 9 straight in it! Best of luck to you.
  7. Whats wrong with your old girlfriend?
  8. I did! Saw them as I was walking over the bridge at about quarter to 8 this morning. I think they're part of an exhibition around London...
  9. I once bought a 2-man tent for 23p off eBay. Postage was a fiver but the bloke kept his word and I got it a few days later.
  10. Are Friends Electric - Gary Numan
  11. About quarter past 11, so was quite quiet at that time of night. Also happened in quite a dimly-lit part of the street.
  12. A man came up to me just as I was opening my front door to tell me he'd just been mugged last night. I saw him standing on the opposite side of the road with two men as I pulled up but just parked the car and thought nothing of it. He came over and said they had just mugged him and may have got nasty if I hadn't have shown up when I did. I told him to report it to the police and offered to walk with him to the corner of the road. This was at junction of Goodrich Road and Barry Road - shakes you up a bit when its on your own doorstep!
  13. And shisha so I hear?!
  14. The expression 'belt and braces'. Ergh.
  15. Its just been pointed out to me that Ronaldo (after player wages) is pretty much worth the same as the whole of Newcastle football club. >:D
  16. I did...no idea what was behind it. Had a good mind to go out and give him a knuckle sandwich.
  17. I once saw the face of Jackie Stallone in my bowl of Honey Cheerios. That was pretty terrifying.
  18. While baking gingerbread men with my 4 year old nephew a few weeks back... "Uncle James, do you think that if we burn the gingerbread men their faces will come out sad?"
  19. Rod Hull, to tell him to get a portable aerial.
  20. Maybe they'd rather the kids made a proper job of it with a couple of aerosol paint cans.
  21. To expand on Brendan's 'thinking outside the box'...Alan Partridge-style Buzzword Bingo at work. OK, so may of us work in corporate environments, but that doesn't mean you can gad about using phrases like 'lets run that up the flagpole'/'lets get all our ducks in a line'/'going forward'/any kind of 'heads up'...the list goes on. A new one I heard recently was a colleague's boss who told him 'lets not go about blamestorming'. You wouldn't use any of this utter tripe in normal conversation, so why at work? It really does make most sane people want to chuck their Blackberry at your face.
  22. We went there last night on the back of trying the samples on offer on my way home from work last week. We both had these huge pizzas and they were very good indeed...so good in fact that I had to take my leftovers home in a box! 2 pizzas, a starter and two drinks for 15 quid? Highly recommended - we'll certainly be returning. Big fan of the decor too...take a cafe, add some packets of dried pasta and a few posters of Rome and hey presto!
  23. I used to live with two mates and we had one bathroom, so this was a massive problem. Being particularly fond of the 3am curry (and ensuing dunny devastation compounded by not having a window) you never know what you'd wake up to. I dont have this problem as I've been told mine smell like wild lavender, but its hard for a bloke to change a habit he's had for years so it may be a case of getting used to it if you're considering a long-termer. Just stock up on Haze and Harpic. Incidentally, I had a girlfriend who used to leave her used feminine hygiene products in the sink. So its not just the lads! *Edited to take a swipe at a filthy ex*
  24. I wouldn't mind incorporating some activities into the proceedings. A few below: Hungry Hippos with James Brown Oriental Cookery with Mike Reid Zorbing with Peter Sellers 'Knock Down Ginger' with Jimi Hendrix Paintballing with Bob Marley Unicycling with Andre The Giant
  25. Mama Cass - what was REALLY in that sandwich??
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