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The typing Fish has developed a limp wrist.

There are so many actors - past/present - from 'The Bill' who reside in East Dulwich, that some dozey crooks are starting to believe that 'Sun Hill' Police Station is actually situated here.

Well, wouldn't you if you were stuck in a bowl 24/7?

If only Fishes could flirt so well.

The Fish has no sex! Take that anyway you want!

Oh, so you remember Tuna Tin and The Red Mullets, then?

What makes you think that I am a Mr?

Seen anyone famous in East Dulwich, lately?

Just wanted to say "Hello".

Any mention of St. Trinian's, brings to mind one of the illustrations in the book which shows a couple of girls twisting the arm of another. You can actually feel the pain. Also, the music - in the film - when George Cole's character appears. The Head Mistress. You never know, the remake may actually be good.

You are very welcome dear Crazy Nurse. Us East Dulwichites? need to stick together - or should I say, swim together. You can share my bowl any time you like.

I, the self-appointed guardian angel of Crazy Nurse, ask that those who feel the need to detract from the gun crime debate, divert their trivial comments to me here, instead.

I think the mention of libel was in reference to the NHS - which, I see, has now been deleted.

Now, now - enough of all this anti Crazy Nurse nonsense. As the new Big Fish On The Block (perish the thought), I feel that I should take said Nurse under my fin and, openly, declare myself the Leader of the Pro Crazy Nurse Party! My manifesto is simple - "Don't Mess With The Fish - O.K?" and remember, I do not take bribes and I cannot be bought - there are no honours for sale in this fish pond - well, not yet - give me a few years in power and I might be persuaded...? Nah, I can't be doing with all that attention, I get enough of that already - you know, bowl - fish? Doh! So, there you have it - don't mess with The Fish and remember, my big fat tail will deflect all disparaging remarks away from Crazy Nurse.

As a new contributor to this forum, I now know that I must not use CAPS - which, obviously Crazy Nurse did not know either. I hope all concerned have resolved their differences and that people will continue to voice their opinions without ridicule and personal attacks. So here goes, then. As a long standing resident of East Dulwich, I and my family are becoming increasingly alarmed at the level of crime in this area. We must not dismiss the fears of our fellow residents and say that they are blowing everything out of proportion etc. To do so, is an insult to those who have been the victim of such a terrifying crime. Thank you Crazy Nurse, for starting this debate.