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Tottenham 0 Liverpool 8 I wish Quids was here this week for his usual prediction. Pretty sure he would approve of this score line.

It's the most wonderful time of the year Aston Villa 2 Wigan 0 Blackburn 1 Man City 1 Bolton 1 Sunderland 1 Chelsea 4 Hull 0 Everton 2 Arsenal 2 Portsmouth 1 Fulham 2 Stoke 2 Burnley 3 Wolverhampton 0 West Ham 2 Sunday, 16 August 2009 Man Utd 3 Birmingham 0 Tottenham 0 Liverpool 2

Sheffield Utd 1-2 Port Vale lovely Irons.

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Great result for Celtic I do hope they draw Arsenal

Middlesbrgh 8 Sheffield 0 Irons

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Xabi Alonso's proposed move to Real Madrid moved a step closer this morning when the Liverpool midfielder submitted a written transfer request. Liverpool have given Real Madrid 48 hours to complete the deal although the situation has been complicated by the difficulties the Spanish club have had in offloading players to help offset the cost of their frenzied summer buying spree.

What was the name of the group put together especially for a TV series, as an American answer to the Beatles? The Monkeys.

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I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.

I went in to a pet shop. I said, 'Can I buy a goldfish?' The guy said, 'Do you want an aquarium?' I said, 'I don't care what star sign it is.'

I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first' He went 'Baah' and I went 'Moo' He said 'You're closest'

I visited the offices of the RSPCA today. It's tiny: you couldn't swing a cat in there.

Stevie G found not guilty of affray hmmmmm

Sven-Goran Eriksson appears poised to make a sensational return to English football with League Two side Notts County The former England manager is thought to be in talks over an executive role that would give him total control of football affairs, with manager Ian McParland working under him. The Magpies were taken over last week by Arab consortium Munto Finance, who aim to take the club into the Premier League within 10 years.

joined ye league

On reading these comments decided to rent first series, watched two last night and very funny, so thanks for that.

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either

Sunderland have bid about ?11 million for Peter Crouch and Portsmouth are considering their response. The forward has expressed his dissatisfaction with the situation at the club, with many out-of-contract players having left and uncertainty surrounding the proposed takeover by Sulaiman al-Fahim. The England striker scored 18 goals last season after his ?11m move from Liverpool.

Freddie Sears [West Ham - Crystal Palace] season-long loan Are we mad he hardly has a huge wage bill and a great player what is he going to learn at CP.. Maybe gets a few more games but still Roque Santa Cruz [blackburn - Man City] ?17.5m finally

David Thorne website just made my week many thanks for that

So Real Madrid get Kaka ?58 mio or Euro 68 mio not bad as Milan paid Euro 8.5 mio in 2003

I wil be at NCT class which is just grand happy me

Carlo Ancelotti has been confirmed as the new Chelsea manager, signing a three-year deal at Stamford Bridge.