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So I live just opposite the tesco express on east dulwich road. Normally around midnight a woman starts calling for her cat. It's loud and really annoying! Last night it was 2.30 in the morning!! Does anyone have a neighbour round that area where this sounds familiar? Thanks Darren

Sorry to spoil a good story but..... It was me who called the Police. It looked like some guy was trying to start it when it was parked by the gas canisters in the petrol garage. The alarm kept going off and he was getting more and more frustrated about not being able to get it started and the fact that the alarm kept stopping and started. Next thing i knew he was doing a full on John Cleese, got a hammer and started smashing all the windows. Anyway the police turned up but no one was to be seen. I did like the crack shooting rumor though!

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Thanks Mike. Thoughtn I would give the curry club a mention!

Only seconding what Mike said. Chicken Tikka turned up in a bowl and was luke warm. Normally you get them sizzling with onions straight from the tandoor oven. Anyway the people more than made up for it. This is one of the best things to come out of the forum. Massive thanks to Mike for organising every single month. A great night! See you at the next one :)

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Just a bit of tongue in cheek fun :) Glad you all enjoyed it.

So personal abuse isn?t allowed but abuse dressed around a barrage of long words that I don't understand is? There seems to be loads of abuse in a lot of threads like this. Actually seems more like bullying. I never really went to school so consider myself to be fairly uneducated but that doesn't mean that I, and others, don't have valid opinions. The aggressive nature and intellectual bullying of some users on this site is appalling. I remember a recent post on another thread that was met with a response of 'Let me point out your fairly obvious mistake'. I'm not saying that some of the responses have no value but the way in which they delivered is ill considered and breeds contempt. Some users remind me of Jeremy Kyle, exploiting and embarrassing people of lesser social or educational understanding in order to achieve some sort of megalomaniac self appreciation. Some might say toughen up but I was brought up to treat people the way I wanted to be treated. That goes for in person and online. Whereas I here things from other members like 'He's alright in person' so what makes being behind a computer completely change a personality? Come on people encourage new users don't alienate them! Maybe they have something ground breaking to say albeit written in rhyming slang with no grammar!

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Apologies for posting this again but lots of people requested it moved to 'The lounge' Enjoy! http://captiongenerator.com/3548/Hitler-informed-of-EDF

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Mouth watering already!

Great post Killa. Straight to the point without provocation :)

Agree completely. All I can state is my personal experience.

Wow! One of the first threads that i truly could put down! I have no answer and possibly somewhat of a 'sit on the fence post' but felt compelled to comment. Over the years I have worked with people with addictions. I am by no means an expert on the subject but what i can tell you is that nearly all people with sexual addictions were exposed to pornography during early teenage years. These addictions morf into video porn addiction, chroinc masturbation, traumatic masturbatory syndrome, inhibited ejaculation (retarded ejaculation), an inability to form any type of relationship with the opposite sex, public groping and in some cases suicide. As is always the case the addictions are a manifestation of deeper problems experienced when young childen get stuck in stages of psycological development. This is the real problem. If porn did not exist their addiction would undoubtedly burrow to find another outlet, drink, drugs. It feels to me like creater of this thread is attempting to treat the symtoms of sexual explotation rather than the cause. On the flip side there are learned behaviours. People considered to have no emotional dysfunction that discover porn and become obsessive. Again potentially manifesting into the problems mentioned above. Again not everyone is susceptible. In synopsis we live in a digital age where any teenager, armed with a internet search engine, can bypass any technological restrictions emposed by parents. I'm not saying that no teenagers should watch porn but i do think that without some sort of control (god only knows what) they could potentially stir a sleeping giant.

Quick 5 minutes so thought i would post.... Two women are on a night out in the pub and get very drunk. On the way home they are both dying for the toilet. The only secluded place they could find was a graveyard so they both agree that one will go while the other keeps look out and vice versa. The first goes but has nothing to wipe her bum with so uses her knickers and then throws them away into the graveyard as far as she can. They switch. The second goes and has the same problem but she's just brought a nice matching outfit from La Senza and does'nt want to ruin them so she grabs the nearest thing that she can find...a wreath! The next night in the pub their two husbands are talking. 'We have to watch our wifes when they go out. My one came back last night with no knickers on'. 'Thats nothing!' replies the other husband. 'My one came back with a card sticking out of her arse saying 'From all the lads at the station, we'll never forget you!'

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