georgia Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Tony Blair visits Glasgow hospital, and he's shown > around by a nurse. > > In one ward, one patient says to him, "My lurve is > leek a rade rade rose..". > > The next patient says to him "Wee, sleekit, > cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in > thy breastie!". > > Tony says to the nurse: "Is this a Psychiatric > ward?". > > The nurse says: "No.. it?s the serious Burns > unit..." hilarious ! what goes in out in out and stinks of wee ? Thatcher doing the hokee - kokee