Give you a clue, stand up Irish comedian, (not that fricking good coz I'm currently out of work!) Bored shitless and stuck at home with glandular fever for the last 2 weeks, came across your forum on the internet by accident one lunchtime and decided to stick around, and enjoy the banter, tons of joke material and ideas here! (of course would never steal anything without first asking permission of the author). Seem like a nice friendly bunch of non-intrusive, witty, clever people with decent (well most of you) senses of humour.