Very droll Zeb, a most impressive whimsical take on Guardianesque prose. In short, why do people insist on resisting geo-social advancements where they are so clearly and unmistakeably positive. My answer, jealously (where the root of that 'I'm so hard dun my gov' attitude, stems from a belief the state should have done more to help, rather than the individual). I hear the Tooting Popular Front are still recruiting should you need to vent further, and fruitlessly, with fellow comrades. Cue, D grade A Level Politics type responses. (Squirrel, a shame indeed, I agree) And yes, this post too, I would absolutely class as...'very droll'.