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What the f**k was all that about? I can only imagine that Terrys blowjobs must have been truly showstopping to warrant this kind of devotion. If your going to fall on your sword choose someone worthy of the sacrifice not that sockfull of regurgitated Phlegm.

Did Dulwich need inventing?

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I think your on thin ice pedantry-wise if you cant spell the word 'cringe'. ;-)

I make and deliver delicious home made pies, PM me for more details if you are interested. Cheers M

i am the missus in question.I have registered, but when I received the confirmation mail, it does not let me in. I enter what I believe are my details and it doesn't recognise them, and when I ask for a new password it says that the account has not been activated - catch 22. I have e mailed admin several times, but received no reply. I now have the beginnings of a persecution complex, which in and of itself should give me automatic entry to the EDF. Help would be much appreciated Cheers

Pretty please. Apparently shes sent contacted you a few times and never had a response. Would you consider taking a small bung?

My lovely girlfriend has been trying to get full and unfetterd access to the forum for ages now but has so far had no joy. Shes gone through all the correct channels but its been to scant avail. Its truly heartbreaking to see her angelic coupon scrunched up and tearful as she espies yet another posting that she feels dutybound to respond to only to find that shes still like a grubby little street urchin with her face pushed up againt the window of bourgeouis exclusivity, impotent and alone. Is it becasue shes a ginger? Aww, go on Mark...let her in. :'(

Self appointed defender of the Queens own.

...on France and the French. An excellent series of programmes that doesnt talk down to the audience and has thrown up a few memorable soundbites ala "Beauraucrats...an unsackable army of human mistletoe". I want this to be THE dictionary definition from now on. Genius.

When are they going to put its hat on?

I thought so...seemed unlikely is all.

I've heard tell of an Islamic butchers called 'Halal-is it meat your looking for'. Cant find the bugger anywhere though so I suspect it might be a punnish name in search of a shop sign.

UV-Urine Vimto? Useless Vaseline? Ubiquitous Vulva? I'm lost. ;-)

Piece of piss.

Yeah, but it doesnt make my eyes feel like they've been rubbed in chilli.

Does anyone know what chemicals they use in Dulwich Fusion swimming Pool? Is it still Chlorine or are they now using Ozone?

...he could just take it upon himself to be a decent human being instead of a selfish, thoughtless p***k. People eh?

What Red Devil said. ;-)

Have you not grasped Adrian Durhams MO yet?

Aww, I was hoping for a return to the solitary scares/action set up of RE 4 but this looks more like Modern Warfare with zombies. I think I'm getting to old for video games. :(

Ditto Talksport, seemingly the more soiled the personality the more avid their interest in proffering employment.

Nice idea, I love the little cycleways that are provided but if your not familiar with the particular route your following you can lose your way quite easily. The signs can be tiny and have on occasion just disappeared leaving me scratching my head and hopelessly bereft. Bring it on. :))

I'm with Undisputedtruth on this one(I know, mental innit). Spurs dont score nearly enough goals despite the chances we create in any given match.

Season 2, thats good news. Just watched the first one and thorougly enjoyed it.