bon3yard

I know what your thinking, Ants are invertebrates right...well, not all of them. These Peruvian Titan Ants gradually evolved a backbone as their size increased to beyond a whopping 5 feet over the course of quite a long time. Hunted almost to extinction for their Fur which tasted of Liquorice, this Backbone is one of the last remaining examples available for private sale. A snip at 6 monkeys. I await your response.

So Somerfield are closing, that explains a lot. Like why the attitude of nearly everyone who works there is so piss-poor or the fact that they only have one of those 'next customer please' partition signs between 3 tills or the fact that its so dingy in there you need to take your own light source with you in able to distinguish between the tinned beans and the tinned spaghetti...etc. Grumble.

How about a Cathouse?

Given that the death of the current music industry looms I doubt that a music shop is a viable proposition unfortunately. I'm sure it'll be yet another boutique peddling baubles to the well heeled Mums that seem to occupy every spare seat in every pub, restaurant and coffee shop in Dulwich! Lordship Lane is now one big creche, they might as well knock all the walls of every building down and create one big walk-in Kindergarten. Seriously though it would be great to see another Foxtons on The Lane...maybe this one could be a little larger and not quite so inconspicuous.;-)

I may well have been misinformed but I was told that the people behind this school are a band of religious zealots that intend to scrap the teaching of evolution in favour of intelligent design and creationism. Please, tell me I've been misinformed and that these medieval numbskulls have stayed at home in Alabama. Please.

More middle class White flight to that land of milk and honey that exists somewhere over the rainbow.Why dont you just move down to ED Village, I hear they're declaring themselves a republic(think passport to Pimlico without the laughs)and installing a series of checkpoints to separate the wheat from the riff-raff.