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I've just got myself a decent MTB and went out for a spin in Epping Forest last weekend, recommended though muddy. If you ever need a cycling partner give me a shout. http://www.essexhertsmtb.co.uk/mtb-trails.php

This whole 'special relationship' we now supposedly have with Madrid has more than a whiff of bullshit about it and seems more an exercise in face saving by brer Levy than any meaningful alliance(I hope). Still, the money garnered has brought in Dembele(not sure about that one)and at least another 10 ?15m plus players in the pipeline including Will.I.Am and the French goaltender Florist. Somebody shut that bloody window, all I can smell are the warm farts of transfer rumour.

Has or hasnt?

Great stuff and there are rumours that season 6 might continue minus Walter White.

Good question.

Hmm, that electronic pepper mill looks a tad menacing.

Yeah, I've seen the DNA results.

That august ins'tit'ution has once again put its esteemed readership first, defending and extending the barriers of freedom of speech. Well done say I. As for the gingers nuts, I think they're more a downy blonde than full on Tango.

Theres more than a suggestion in this pic that Chas is the redheads old fella.

Blimey, first financial ruin and now the possible discrediting of a newly bouyant sporting nations recent achievements. Bit of a ballache for the dusky Iberians and no mistake.

I agree, no Britisher worth his salt would stoop to the murky depths of his foreign counterparts* *See also diving in football(an ousiders prerogative)

At last...though he maintains his innocence natch. What happens to the 7 titles now, do they automatically get handed to the runner-up in each case(presuming they havent also fallen foul of the doping tests)? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cycling/19365234

...I'm not sure what your getting at.

Consider me chastened.

Precisely.

Excuse me, I'm fully clothed...though naked underneath.

Looks like the ginger spares been living la vida again. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2191845/Prince-Harry-naked-Pictured-cavorting-nude-girl-VIP-suite-raucous-Vegas-holiday.html

Rest easy everyone, hes out of danger and on the mend. Apparently he had the staff rolling in the aisles with his jovial off kilter stabs at humour.

Two words - Chris Morris

...dont forget the Maltese.

...maybe they could use this space programme to catapult these Aid scroungers out of the earths orbit, by any luck they'll be orbitting Uranus by December. LOL.

Arf!

But its chock full of local character.

If you fancy a colourful weekend head to the isle of sheppey....

Just checking.